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Maybe he walked into their store one day and said, "I"m Jensen Motherfucking Ackles and I need a hat." They said, "Of course, sir. We have a wide selection here." He glared and said, "Not one that's already been made, did you not hear me? I'm Jensen Motherfucking Ackles and I want a new hat. One that's especially made for me - Jensen Motherfucking Ackles." They raised their eyebrows thinking, 'Jensen who?' But outloud they nodded politely and with only a hint of sarcasm told him they'd be right on it and they'd call him when it was ready.