dean winchester poll

[certainthings]

[Poll #1130952]

Comments

[tastylilgifty.livejournal.com]

Hmm... Maybe I say no because I simply don't like the idea... But I'm still sticking with it. Because psychosis and me are like this.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I understand.

[lemmealone.livejournal.com]

The man has unprotected sex with strangers. He MUST have picked up a scratchy at some point. Maybe his amulet keeps them away. O_O

[iceandlime.livejournal.com]

No way, STD's are scared of Dean Winchester.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hahah.

[fiddleyoumust.livejournal.com]

He's totally had at least a good case of the crabs.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Heh. Maybe that's what he counts on.

Girl: Do you uh, have protection.
Dean: Right here, baby. *fingers amulet*
Girl: ??
Dean: It's magical.
Girl: *giggles* Okay.

[iceandlime.livejournal.com]

trufax, you know.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Ahaha. A good case, eh?

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I'm sure it is.

[kilynn16.livejournal.com]

'Tis a statistical certainty.

[lemmealone.livejournal.com]

Anyway, it's DEAN. His syphilis would be prettier than everybody else's. *g*

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hmm, it does seem likely that he would've or does.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Some fancy schmancy museum wants a piece of it and Sam's all, 'No. It's mine. [beat] Uh, I mean it's not mine that he didn't get it from me because gross, I just ... uh, nevermind, you can have it.'

[fromyourashes.livejournal.com]

Dude, he BRAGS about them.

"Hey, Sammy. Sam. Sammmmmeeeeeehhhhhh.I bet I've had more STD's than you."

"Dean, that's not something you bra-"

"I BET I DO, LOSER. I WIN!"

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAAHAHAAH.

[lila-blue-b.livejournal.com]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *dies*

[arabella-hope.livejournal.com]

Promiscuous does NOT equal diseased. Nor does unprotected sex.

[lalita82.livejournal.com]

*LOL*

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I know

[evenindeath.livejournal.com]

Next convention, who's willing to ask?

[fiddleyoumust.livejournal.com]

Yep. :P

Now I kind of want fic where Dean has to explain to Sam why he's using special shampoo on his naughty bits.

[fiddleyoumust.livejournal.com]

Also? I'm glad this fandom is not delusional and has jumped on board Dean's STD wagon.

[cityphonelines.livejournal.com]

He has, but it was something lame that he thinks was kinda cool, like Golden Staph, and it was a long time ago and he totally stole himself enough penicillin to take care of that shit in a 10-14 days.

This is how Dean Winchester found out he was allergic to penicillin and how John and Sammy found out he had an STD./pharm-student geek-out

[winterweathered.livejournal.com]

Totally.