It's like Fun With Real Audio and you know, lies.

[certainthings]

[Fictional Conversation]

Jared: Baby, I was sucking ...
Sandy: Jensen, right? And not one of the Craft Service people because you know I'm not okay with that.
Jared: Of course it was Jensen!
Sandy: Then why are you calling me?
Jared: He came all over my face and got spunk in my eye.
Sandy: Ahahaha. [beat] Aww, baby. I'd kiss it better if I could.




--Jared said, "Baby, I was sucking."