A Jensen poll

[certainthings]

[Poll #1108829]

Comments

[earlofcardigans.livejournal.com]

This icon is the best, isn't it?
BLUE! BALLS!

*is twelve*

[fiddleyoumust.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha.

How much do I love that no one will let you talk shit about Jensen. HE'S TOO PRETTY, MICHELLE.

Let's wax poetic about his eyes that are greener than the rolling fields in Ireland. His skin is smoother than silk sheets and the pretty, color of dewey pear flesh. You're lucky his lips are cut out of that picture or else you'd be in real trouble.

It's totally dandruff and yet? He's still fucking HOT.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Do you have the original picture of that?

[earlofcardigans.livejournal.com]

why yes, I do. and have just now emailed it to you.
*curtsies*

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

He's pretty, I'm not disagreeing with that.

But that picture?

He looks twelve. His eyes are bloodshot and rimmed with red, his skin is shiny and possibly zitty. He looks hungover and just meh. The only good thing is his nose and the freckles on it.

I'm so meh about him right now.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Thank you

[oddegg.livejournal.com]

Nah - I think I'm gonna have to go with product on this one.
Or cum.
But its an early photo so it wouldnt be the usual unicorn-scented, sugar-flavoured Jared cum and do we really want to think of the Ackles perfect form being tainted by anyone other than his One True Love? No we do not.
So I'm going with product.

[fiddleyoumust.livejournal.com]

That comment was total sarcasm just in case you missed it.

I'm not meh on him, but he doesn't look particularly hot in that picture to me. Yet, all the comments are full of EYES and FRECKLES. It's just predictable that everyone would get all !!! about him.

I hope the meh isn't contagious because I'm enjoying a nice stint of loving on him right now, despite his propensity to take ugly/weird looking pictures.

You okay today?

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I did miss it. *fails*

Yeah, I'm okay, just cranky. Shopping does that to me sometimes. But, just two more days and then I'm free for a week. There is a light at the end of the tunnel and it ain't hell fire.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

What do unicorns smell like?

[oddegg.livejournal.com]

A cross between the smell of a new My Little Pony and the almond-vanilla smell of childrens modelling clay. With a hint of lemon meringue.

[apostrophee.livejournal.com]

Asstronutts!

That one was too easy.

[fiddleyoumust.livejournal.com]

Are you going to your aunt's house for Christmas? If so, I shall miss you while you're away from the internets.

Ummm. It's probably bad that I still have 3 or 4 gifts to purchase, right?

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Going with my aunt to my grandparents where there is no internet. I shall miss you too.

Nah, you still have the weekend left to shop.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

That's a nice scent-a / really bad fake italian accent

[douxquemiel.livejournal.com]

Dude, I'm impressed that I can still recognize that he has hair at all. The picture loaded, and this was the general scenario:

"Hmm, yeah, hair, don't see any dandruff..."
*scrolls down to find his hairline*
*finds Teh Eyez and Frackles instead*
*forgets how to speak*

Holy mother of bajeezus. The eyes. I just... those EYES. And then the freckles, good lord. And then, to top it off, he's cocking his eyebrow. *falls over*

...and you've got a poll up about his dandruff?! *iz distracted*

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I know but Jensen does little to nothing for me in that picture. :/

[douxquemiel.livejournal.com]

Really? Wow. Well. He is kind of wee! in that picture. But good LORD, his EYES.

...if I scroll up a bit, his hair is distracting in a bad way. Gah, product. *shudder* But then, if I scroll down a bit, it's all HAI FRECKLES AND DELICIOUS GREEN EYES.

Oh, Jensen Ackles. You're too pretty to have worked in daytime dramas. ...wait. That's not right. He's too.... normal to have worked soaps. *pets*

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Normally, I think Jensen has real purdy eyes but there, not so much. They're all bloodshot and hungover looking and just no.

The nose and freckles are nice though, I do enjoy that part of the photo.

[douxquemiel.livejournal.com]

An excellent point, they are pretty puffy and gross. I think it's the color that really knocks me over, though. I've always known they're pretty, and they're green, and all that-- I just don't think I've ever seen a picture that showed the GORGEOUS of the green quite like this one. This is a failure on my part to have seen appropriately ZOMG GORGEOUS AND GREEN pictures, obviously.

Mmmm, freckles. So adorable. I want to lick each and every one.