Hahahah. It's how he dealt with learning about monsters.
Dean: Sammy, how are you putting on weight? We run and train every day. You're 10 years old for Christ's sake, you shouldn't have a beer gut. Sam: [holds up bag of Funyuns and burps] Monster's not going to want a fat kid, right? Dean: Hansel and Gretel ring any bells, brother? Sam: Witches are real too? Christ. [tosses Funyuns bag on the floor] Dean: [rolls his eyes] But monsters hate sloppy lazy kids. Sam: Really? Dean: No, you idiot!
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Date: 2007-12-14 04:17 am (UTC)Dean: Sammy, how are you putting on weight? We run and train every day. You're 10 years old for Christ's sake, you shouldn't have a beer gut.
Sam: [holds up bag of Funyuns and burps] Monster's not going to want a fat kid, right?
Dean: Hansel and Gretel ring any bells, brother?
Sam: Witches are real too? Christ. [tosses Funyuns bag on the floor]
Dean: [rolls his eyes] But monsters hate sloppy lazy kids.
Sam: Really?
Dean: No, you idiot!