MOTHERFUCKER. So. So, very happy to have this show back. Ungh.

( spoilers for the episode )

Jason Bateman said, "Celebrity incest. It's completely allowed and it's fantastic."

Yeah, good times. Good times.

the most important thing I want to accomplish this year is get my bloody tags organized and fixed.

[at work]

"shouldn't you be working?"
"i'm practicing my ninja walk."
"... you look more like a ballerina."
"maybe i'm a ninja ballerina."
"i'll kick your ass and look good doing it?"
"yes."

[at starbucks]

:standing at the sugars and cream area, deciding if i wanted to add sugar to my drink. there was a bit of a mess so i was taking napkins and just wiping it off:
:employer comes over with a cloth to wipe the counter area:
me: sorry
him: thank you.

[at bestbuy]

bought some itunes cards. because sometimes paying for things is okay.
finally got around to buying the avengers.

[at mcdonald's]

the new chocolate raspberry pie is not very good. not very good at all. :/

[misc]

+ why is it so difficult to find a purse? i want a new one but yet, nothing is reaching out to me, none are talking to me.

+ i have a plus account at the moment. and though i don't really have the money for it, i might have to buy some time.

+ i miss icons. maybe i will if i do keep up with posting. we'll see, we'll see.

+ this year i've decided to make a list of movies watched, books read and also fanfiction read.

+ i imagine at the end, there'll be 3 movies, 2 books and 147 thousand fanfictions.

This year.
Things I hope to remember.

1. This is my journal and it's okay to post what I want to post.
a) when I want to post
b it's all right that no one is reading. (or very few)

2. Journals are good ways to keep memories
a) so don't be an idiot
b) I only posted once during December
c) that's not cool

3. Read a damn book
a) fanfiction is shiny, but
b) books are also shiny

4. You don't make friends or keep friends just by staring at the screen
a) talk to people (obviously, I mean online, who wants to talk to people in real life?)
b) if they don't respond or seem uninterested
c) move on

5. I'm so gifted at findin' what I don't like the most
a) but maybe after the toasts for the douchebags and such
b) find something good, humourous, non-sucky

6. Hello
a) and I love you

"but like dan savage says, 'it gets better' although, it hasn't for me so maybe that only applies to questioning teens."

this.

#asshole #actual #life #ruiner

thank you all for playing, "guess the age of the girl in the picture". I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks that she looks hella old at least compared to how old she actually is.

those of you who guessed she was 60? hahahaha. thank you for that.

all right. the girl in this picture is actually 18 years old.

yes. 18.

her name is Courtney Stodden. (if anyone wants to look her up)

but this made me laugh. a lot.

#andheartssemicolon