grr. guilt. fudge

[certainthings]

- His. Name. Is. DEAN [Winchester]. Maybe sometimes Dean, but only rarely. The occasional PookyWookyBear. But never ever fucking "De". Grr. Argh.

- small cut. wasn't reading your journal. you weren't updating.

- *ignores feelings of guilt*

- *goes to make fudge*

Comments

[slytherinblack.livejournal.com]

You know, I could have lived with it if it had been a couple of times. Or maybe if it was spelled "D." But none of this "De" shit. Unless Sam has Dean confused with him, and if so he'd better not let on to Dean, because he will be very offended.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

"D" would've been a tad more acceptable, but only by a little bit.

[mickeym.livejournal.com]

I've seen "De" in a couple of stories of late, and started wondering if I'd missed something, somewhere. A memo, or whatever. Then I decided it didn't matter; I don't like it (I have Issues with nicknames anyway, unless they're canon), I'm not going to use it, and if I run into it again, it's not likely to be an author I enjoy reading anyway. Heh.

Did that sound bitchy? I should probably go to bed...

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I've no idea where it came from, where it started but I do know that it needs to end.

No, doesn't sound bitchy.

[shadowc44.livejournal.com]

I was wondering if anyone else was as annoyed with that nickname as I am. It seem rather ridiculous to shorten a one-syllable name.

[gretazreta.livejournal.com]

I live in New Zealand, here we tend to shorten ANYTHING. And sometimes re-lengthen. So Sharon= Shazza, Marian = Mazza, Gary= Gazza. And I'm Greta and get called "G" a lot. Hm. But Dean as De... no I don't really buy it. They just don't seem like that sorta family, for some reason, which is weird, because Sam gets Sammy a lot. *shrugs*

[r-a-l-i-g-h.livejournal.com]

If you cut me, I will cut you!

With a knife!

(And I have one, I have a very nice new, shiny, extra-sharp Exacto knife bought last week.

It's like a scalpel! For crafts.

[r-a-l-i-g-h.livejournal.com]

I just updated! - And it was only less than ten days anyway! I've gone way longer than that!

[quiet-rebel.livejournal.com]

FUDGE!

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

AMEN

[evenindeath.livejournal.com]

I will only accept 'De' from Sam being younger than 4 years old 'cause then it's just cute. Anyone else saying it, or an older Sam saying it needs a round of rocksalt shot up their ass.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Yeah, a young Sam saying that would be kind of cute but a Sam with his dick up Dean's ass isn't.

[jules-411.livejournal.com]

De? Seriously. Huh. Guess it's do hard to add the 'nnh' to the end of it. I actually do prefer the PookyWookyBear though. PookyWookyBear makes me happy. :D

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

There should be a story with Sam (or someone) calling him PookyWookyBear.

[fromyourashes.livejournal.com]

*sings*
I know what story you're TALKING about, I know what story you're talking abouuuuuuut.

Ok, but seriously, it's not like Dean is some fucking hugely long name that needs shortening. Nor is Sam 2. I'm sure, also, that at 2, he could say "Dean".

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I wonder if it is just that one story or if there is more out there. I hope there's not.

[sazzlette.livejournal.com]

What kind of fic are you READING?

Reckon he'd settle for Big D?

Sam: Hey, Big D, food's up.
Dean: Woohoo!

[later that same night]

Sam: Oh, God, Big D! Yeah, knew your mouth was made to suck cock.
Dean: Dude. Seriously.
Sam: Don't stop, Big D!

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Ahahahahhahaha.

Uhm. Maybe?

[memphis86.livejournal.com]

Dean is only "De" when Sam can't finish the sentence, "OH MY GOD YOU ARE SO GOOD AT MAKING LOVE TO MY COCK WITH YOUR FACE DEAN!!!"

Because he's just that good.

Mmmm, fudge...

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hah. YES!

[katysam.livejournal.com]

Somebody say fudge? Yummy!

I can't imagine Dean ever having a nickname. Dean is just Dean. Sam has only ever called him Dean. John has only ever called him Dean (and possibly 'son'???) Bobby has only ever called him Dean or 'moron' or 'you stupid ass'... I guess Bobby has a few nicknames for him.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Don't forget "idjits"

*shares fudge*

[porcelain-doll6.livejournal.com]

Who the hell calls Dean "De"?! That is not a legitimate nickname. Like slytherinblack said, I could understand somewhat if he was called "D", since it brings me back to the whole Buffy/Ginger Snaps "B" thing, but "De" is unacceptable. I'm sorry, but that would throw the whole fic off for me; any nicknames that I feel are out of character (unless it's done deliberately, ie. !crack) ruin it for me.

You haven't cut me yet. Were you planning to? I wouldn't be surprised or offended if you were, as I haven't updated in ages (it's so hard trying to update after so long; so much has happened). But, Guilt Time: I would be very sad if you did since I read your LJ every day and you're the one person who always manages to make me laugh. Jeez, could I possibly sound more stalkerish?

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I don't remember the single letter nickname in Ginger Snaps, I need to own that movie. God, I love Katherine Isabelle. *misses Ava* God, if Sam wanted to bang a werewolf so bad he should've done her, eh?

I wasn't planning on cutting you. :)

[vunadiwai.livejournal.com]

Hehehe, I think you've mention the 'De' thing before...or maybe it was someone else? Perhaps a warning needs to be put on the fic...XD

I was sure you had cut me, but maybe I was mistaken...oh no I remember who it was now. Nevermind, ignore me (but not too much okay? :D)

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

There was another person on your flist who mentioned the "De" thing. *nods*

Nope, didn't cut you. :)

[broken-lullaby.livejournal.com]

I've only seen that in Wee!Chesters, with Sam just learning to talk. But him actually calling him that? As an adult? Ah, okay.

Fudge is goooood.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

With his dick up Dean's ass too.

Fudge is delicious. *nods*

[fiddleyoumust.livejournal.com]

I have nothing to say, so HELLO.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hi!

[ex-pkabyssin114.livejournal.com]

Uh, DEEN is still OK though, right? *whimpers*

Mmmmm.... fudge. Although Supernatural has me equating fudge with swearing now, so maybe I shouldn't be drooling.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I don't think I've ever read "DEEN" in fiction. I'm not sure I'd like it though. I mean I'm fine with it when people are just shouting his name all willy nilly.

No, I think drooling is a good thing. Even without fudge. :p

[popmusicjunkie.livejournal.com]

The only time the "De" thing doesn't irk me is if it is coming out of the mouth of a CHILD who is learning to TALK. Otherwise? No. No "De"!

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

*strongly agrees with this statement*

[slytherinblack.livejournal.com]

I think the question now is who's either going to comment and say "WTF" or write the MST of the fic.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

MST as in Mystery Science Theater 3000? Do people do that with Supernatural fic?

[agt-league.livejournal.com]

Who in their right minds would call Dean "De"? It sounds like something gangster. D:

Omgyay fudge!

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Sam. When he's all hot and bothered. Apparently.

*shares fudge*

[apey1013.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I don't really get the "De" thing, either. Some people just feel the need to fucking abbreviate everything, don't they? Is it really that hard to type the rest of the name, or to say the "n"? I mean, really. I have a vagina and I wouldn't say "De." Every time I see it in a fic now it just makes me think that that fic's version of Sam is an immature, whiny-ass little piss-head.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Ahaha. I hadn't thought about Sam being like that but now I think I shall.

[cityphonelines.livejournal.com]

I've yet to see that outside of a scant few wee!chesters fics. And for that I am eternally grateful, because reading Sam say it during fraternal fornication? Is just wrong.

Of course, the first time I saw it, it took me a minute to realize the author meant it to be read/pronounced 'D' and not 'Deh', which makes even less sense.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I don't really read wee!chesters so I've not seen used there, only used when Sam has or is getting his dick up Dean's ass. And just. No.

[annella.livejournal.com]

OMFG IS IT STILL HAPPENING? D: D: D: I read it ONCE and that was enough to never ever want to read it again. D:

mmmmm fudge. NOMNOMNOM.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I don't know, I think that I could've been re-reading the same fic or maybe it was the same author? I don't know. I just know that I read it. Was reminded that it needed to stop and so decided to be a bitch about it.

[isisfrog.livejournal.com]

But...if Jensen can be Jenny, why can't Dean be De?
*runs*
*sees motor oil can fly past head*
*laughs*

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I kind of hate Jenny. I don't mind if Rosenbaum's calling him that in a fic but when regular folks do it, I twitch. I'm getting better. Learning to let it roll off the ol' back but I still twitch a little.

[wallie18.livejournal.com]

Ok, De is what my Mom used to call my Dad so for me that's Creeepy. He'll always just be Dean the awesomeness to me. Enjoy the yummy fudge!

I think I was one of your cut list. I just wanted to let you know that's I've really loved reading your LJ and I think you're as awesome as Dean LOL. It's really been great getting to know you, even though I always knew you were way too cool to have me on my your flist ;-) It was truly a gift being here and being called any kind of friend of yours was a priviledge. So thank you so much and Best Wishes~

P.S. Is it ok if I keep you on my flist? I'm not always sure how this works but would you be ok with that? A post from you every once in awhile is much better than none at all.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Is your dad's name Dean?

And yes, of course you can keep me. Most of my stuff is unlocked anyway. :)

[santacarlagypsy.livejournal.com]

But never ever fucking "De". Grr. Argh. ~ YES, YES EXACTLY. As soon as "De" pops up, I'm done with the story. I can't even finish reading it.

I do so very desire to hear Sam call Dean "PookyWookyBear", though.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I think I'd giggle a lot if there was ever a story where Sam called him that. And if it happened on the show? I might die.