You look at it and maybe think, 'Hmm. That's a nice a gif that someone made.'
But then you look at it again. And notice Hary's thumb on Louis' leg.
And then you want to kill yourself.


#fuckyouboth

This is the best thing I have seen all day. ALL DAY. Probably all week. Possibly all month.

Looney Tunes: Giant Robot Love




"It's just like you're a merman that's 700 feet tall
And you're looking for a lady merman to love"

The whole band is lovely, pretty and slashy.

But.

Harry and Louis. Fuck those assholes.

I haven't had shippy feels like this in years. I just. Ugh. They make me want to cry. Sometimes they actually do.

I'm pretty sure I've reached full on insane tin-hat levels of feels for them.

Stupid boys.



In other news ...

Well, sorta.

I've been "active" on tumblr since the beginning of the year.

I've been posting and reblogging pictures of Genevieve since then and have 11 pages of Genevieve related posts.

I've been reblogging and posting Harry (+ Harry and others) pictures for 3 weeks? maybe. And have 11 pages of Harry related posts.

Ah-ha fucking ha. I hate him.

This whole Harry thing is ridiculous.

I just want to stare at his ridiculous face all the live long day.

And read Larry stories.

But. I can't find any stories that I want to read.

Life is hard.

Where is all the Louis/Harry fanfiction?

I've read some. Most of it of the kink variety and it's nice. Sometimes real nice.

But.

I want (aka: need) the following:

Biting fic.
College AU (or HS would work in a pinch but college wold be better) fic.
Domestic fic.
Future - been together forever fic.

And just well, all of them.

Where do I go and who do I talk to to get all of these fictions?

*grabby hands*

* * *

In other news my paid account is expiring in a few days. And I can't afford to renew it.

Part of me is thinking, It'll be okay. I'm not here as much as I have been in the past. I can always (well, maybe) get a paid account in the future.

The other part is thinking, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

It appears that I have fallen in gleeful squee and perhaps a little bit of love with Louis and Harry from One Direction.

I've only heard one of their songs and I don't remember if I liked it or not.

I can sorta name a couple of the other members.

But.

Louis and Harry are so fucking ... fucking. Boyfriends.

Harry is an adorable moppet with bloody fantastic hair.

And Louis?

Well, he's so pretty it hurts.

Also, he loves Chad Michael Murray and is sorta friends with him.

A+ in my books.

Stupid (pretty) boys.

Well, isn't that just fantastic.

Spoilers for season eight. And these spoilers are just based on bits and pieces I've read and/or skimmed on tumblr. I have not read or seen anything myself. So, I don't know how accurate they are.

( spoilers )


And yes, I do plan on watching the show. I plan on seeing it through to the very very end. And I might not like a lot of it, but I will always like some of it.

So, I uh ... I just watched the Rifftrax of Breaking Dawn because I can't bring myself to watch the actual movies.

Yep.

Team Jacob always and forever.

Sure, I only skimmed the first two books and I really don't have any plans to read the other ones.

While I enjoy Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner is just so much prettier.

And I get that Bela is truly madly deeply in love with Edward but it just seems like her and Jacob have uhm ...what's that thing called ... oh, chemistry.

Also. Jacob and Edward would be the best match.


"They're going to go gay adopt a vampire wolf baby."

"Could this finally be the shirtless Jacob Edward wrestling match that I ...that people have been waiting for?"

"So, a werewolf just fell in love with the monster baby that was ripped out of it's mother's womb by the teeth of her vampire husband? Stephanie Meyer, get some help. You're very very sick and deranged, you need some help now."

This morning on one of those morning news shows (redundant) they were talking about The Avengers and how awesome it was and how awesome it did at the box office and yadda yadda.

"And I'm looking forward to the sequel."
Me: [thinking] YES! There's going to be a sqeuel. Tell me all the details!!!
..."because there was that cliff-hanger."
Me: [thinking] Oh, you're just hopeful like the rest of us.


In the movie Black Widow said something and it reminded me of another thing. It's not particularly spoilery but I shall put it under a cut. ( Here's that cut )