Meme || Daniel Tosh

[certainthings]

[stolen from fromyourashes]

"If you woke up and I was in bed with you, what would be your first thought?"

You know, besides "AHHHHHHHHHHH!" :p

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Daniel Tosh:
I love that Kobe Bryant puts out a commercial this year. "Hate me because I'm a champion. Hate me because of my work ethic." It's like, 'We hate you because you were accused of rape.' What planet does he live in where he's like, "Seriously guys, why are they pissed off? [pause] Because of the rape? Are you sure? [shakes head] That doesn't add up."

Comments

[bitter-crimson.livejournal.com]

My thought would be: "WAIT, DOES THIS MEAN I GOT SOME LAST NIGHT??"

[apey1013.livejournal.com]

"JUST MY LUCK, I MAGICALLY WAKE UP IN CANADA AND IT'S IN THE WRONG BED. No offense, Smidge."

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hahaha. None taken.

[deansam67.livejournal.com]

"She;d better make me some damn coffee. And soon." ♥

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

*jumps out of bed and makes coffee*

[deansam67.livejournal.com]

Yay! *goes back to sleep*

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

When I make myself coffee I only make instant so uh, the drip coffee could be really really gross. My apologies in advance.

[deansam67.livejournal.com]

That's ok, I'm more concerned about why I woke up next to you, than how the coffee tastes, lol.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Maybe you were sleep teleporting.

[deansam67.livejournal.com]

Man, if I could do that I'd be at Jared's house right now.

[resounding-echo.livejournal.com]

"If you woke up and I was in bed with you, what would be your first thought?"

:snuggles:

[fiddleyoumust.livejournal.com]

I would think what I think every morning.

I need coffee.

Then I would make extra for you.

[agt-league.livejournal.com]

Man, the heat must've got to me if I'm waking up with people next to me! :)

[goodnight.livejournal.com]

hey baby, lets fuck I would bop your nose and then giggle.

[chaegyeong.livejournal.com]

I must be dreaming. This is a great dream. *pinches Smidge to see if she's real*

[bubbles83.livejournal.com]

Probably something like, "Huh. I didn't know I could fit another person in this little twin bed." And then snuggle into you.

[jeyhawk.livejournal.com]

I would probably say... uhm hi? :0P

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hahah. Right after the "AHHHHHHHHHH!", yeah?

[jeyhawk.livejournal.com]

Yeah, probably. There might also be something about the cat... Like are you lying on him?

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Oh noes. *shifts so that cat can move*

[whichwitch666.livejournal.com]

PILLOW FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

\o/ *starts hitting*