certainthings: (Jared - behind the glass)
certainthings ([personal profile] certainthings) wrote2007-10-26 06:35 pm

letter. chocolate.

Dear Writers of Fiction,

Please stop using "cum" in your fics.

It looks bad and sounds even worse.

Sincerely,
Me

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[identity profile] jheaton.livejournal.com 2007-10-27 05:56 pm (UTC)(link)
But I write all my fan fiction in Latin! How can I be expected to not use the word "with" in any of my stories?

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2007-10-27 06:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Haha. No, it NEEDS to stop!