Pearls before Swine. Mock the Week.

[certainthings]

Pearls Before Swine.







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Ed: And before the movie I have to sit through the dvd piracy warning, which we can all agree is getting on our collective tits. It's just the patronizing nature of it. They go, 'You wouldn't steal a handbag, you wouldn't steal a car, so why would you steal a movie?' I'm sitting there going, 'Don't tell me what I would and wouldn't do. You don't know me. I am drunk at four o'clock in the afternoon in my pants about to watch women be tortured to death in an underground bunker in Eastern Europe, you're telling me I wouldn't nick a foxy handbag? I think you don't know me very well at all, Sir.


Frankie: Sum myself up in three words? Well ... I suppose it would have to be killer alien vagina.

Comments

[eviltish.livejournal.com]

My bro and his wife have just scored tickets to see Frankie live on tour. I am so jealous I could spit. Although, I am seeing Ed Byrne in November so I shouldn't complain.

Mock The Week is my crack.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I'm slightly jealous of all of you.

I freaking love how inappropriate they are and the bad and sometimes really tasteless jokes.

[eviltish.livejournal.com]

Hehe. I spend most of the time watching MTW just waiting for the inevitable Frankie joke that just makes me cringe/die/laugh all at the same time.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I'm watching clips now and I saw the one where he mentioned Princess Diana and a gangbang in a mine field (I think that's what he said) and everyone's just sort of ...

[eviltish.livejournal.com]

:D I just love the juxtaposition of Hugh and Frankie together. Hugh is old skool Brit humour, a bit repressed and then you get Frankie, who is...dark and then some.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

A whole lot of "and then some"

[bitter-crimson.livejournal.com]

LOL I LIKE THAT FAT COMIC

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

It's among my top favourites in the Pearls Before Swine category.

[goodnight.livejournal.com]

what is the cap of Jared in your icon from??

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I'm really not sure where it comes from originally. It's something to do with New York Minute but it's not on the DVD I own, unless it's hiding. I hate things that are hiding. Anyway, I found it on some youtube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c34Qs8pv6VI) video

[gwendolynmstacy.livejournal.com]

It came from here: http://mariaalejandra.livejournal.com/122845.html#cutid1

I caught when Jared was on "I love the 90's" He's looking for Waldo *snerk*

*flees* link for the clip still works too.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

You are awesome.

[gwendolynmstacy.livejournal.com]

*hides* I try. Was the F13 clip okay btw, my WMM was being an ass ;/

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

It was pretty darn wonderful, so much better than the other version I saw online

[gwendolynmstacy.livejournal.com]

Oh I'm so glad WMM was giving me fits I almost wanted to smack my Windows XP comp into a wall. But I'm glad it is better ;)

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Next time wave a hammer or a gun in front of it. That'll scare it into working.

[gwendolynmstacy.livejournal.com]

Haha. Like "I'll beat you into tiny pieces! *fist of rage*" but good plan.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Exactly.

[goodnight.livejournal.com]

Thanks for the link!

Ack, it's from that God damn 'I Love The 90s' appearance that I can never find the video for!

[gwendolynmstacy.livejournal.com]

Welcome.

Now you've found it ;)

[goodnight.livejournal.com]

eeee thanks so much! Im sad it's so short tho. Was he on more of the ep?

[gwendolynmstacy.livejournal.com]

Nope :(

[gwendolynmstacy.livejournal.com]

Okay I admit . . . I laughed at the 'It's just a chair' panel and Ed and Frankie [though I've never heard of them]

I squeed a little at the icon of Jared looking for Waldo.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Ed and Frankie are stand up comedians. Mmmhmm.

[gwendolynmstacy.livejournal.com]

Ah I figured ;)

[apey1013.livejournal.com]

*squints* That icon is from "I love the..." isn't it?

THE STOOL IS DIFFERENT! HEAD FOR THE BUNKERS!

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I just learned that yes it is.

[vesperalight.livejournal.com]

I think that second comic strip pretty much defines my life D:/:D? haha

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hee. I don't know if it defines my life but it definitely describes me a bit. I think.

[giantlovetingle.livejournal.com]

I loathe those dvd piracy warnings. And those are kinda my thoughts while I watch them, but with less watching of women getting tortured. LOL

killer alien vagina ROFL.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

killer alien vagina might amuse me more than it should. maybe.

[giantlovetingle.livejournal.com]

it amuses me more than it should. it's my new lj subheading. lol

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Ahahaa. FTW

[skadi.livejournal.com]

Re: Ed quote

Ahahaha. I love your comedy posts, if that's the right thing to call them.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

You can call them anything you want. :)

[gretazreta.livejournal.com]

"You wouldn't steal a handbag"
"Sure I would, especially if it belonged to a poor defenseless old lady with sixteen grandchildren to feed - oh wait, you're a huge multinational company? Oh no way I'd steal from you, then" BLUGH.
I love those cartoon strips. I've still got the "Too-fat-to-be-of-assistance-boy" one by my desk.

[sazzlette.livejournal.com]

Ohhhh mock the week. It is by far my favorite panel show, and pretty much reduces me to hysterics every single week. Oh Frankie :3

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I can't believe some of the stuff they get away with, it's bloody great.