dean winchester poll

[certainthings]

[Poll #1130952]

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[tastylilgifty.livejournal.com]

Hmm... Maybe I say no because I simply don't like the idea... But I'm still sticking with it. Because psychosis and me are like this.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I understand.

[lemmealone.livejournal.com]

The man has unprotected sex with strangers. He MUST have picked up a scratchy at some point. Maybe his amulet keeps them away. O_O

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Heh. Maybe that's what he counts on.

Girl: Do you uh, have protection.
Dean: Right here, baby. *fingers amulet*
Girl: ??
Dean: It's magical.
Girl: *giggles* Okay.

[iceandlime.livejournal.com]

No way, STD's are scared of Dean Winchester.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hahah.

[agt-league.livejournal.com]

I agree with this. :p

[fiddleyoumust.livejournal.com]

He's totally had at least a good case of the crabs.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Ahaha. A good case, eh?

[kilynn16.livejournal.com]

'Tis a statistical certainty.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hmm, it does seem likely that he would've or does.

[fromyourashes.livejournal.com]

Dude, he BRAGS about them.

"Hey, Sammy. Sam. Sammmmmeeeeeehhhhhh.I bet I've had more STD's than you."

"Dean, that's not something you bra-"

"I BET I DO, LOSER. I WIN!"

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAAHAHAAH.

[arabella-hope.livejournal.com]

Promiscuous does NOT equal diseased. Nor does unprotected sex.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I know

[evenindeath.livejournal.com]

Next convention, who's willing to ask?

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hahahah.

Someone should do that.

[fiddleyoumust.livejournal.com]

Also? I'm glad this fandom is not delusional and has jumped on board Dean's STD wagon.

[strippedpink.livejournal.com]

Oh sweetie...now you've probably spoken too soon. *pets*

And because it's always necessary: WHAT ABOUT SAM'S STDS DAMN IT.

[cityphonelines.livejournal.com]

He has, but it was something lame that he thinks was kinda cool, like Golden Staph, and it was a long time ago and he totally stole himself enough penicillin to take care of that shit in a 10-14 days.

This is how Dean Winchester found out he was allergic to penicillin and how John and Sammy found out he had an STD./pharm-student geek-out

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I like.

[winterweathered.livejournal.com]

Totally.

[strippedpink.livejournal.com]

Wouldn't it be great if he got one from Sam? I mean, you know how those college kids are...

Anyway, I totally support Dean's crabs. If he has them.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I think Dean would be proud of Sam if he got one from Sam.

Dean's probably named some of the crabs.

[isisfrog.livejournal.com]

Either he's had/has one (at LEAST one!!!), or the pharmacies across America find themselves suddenly depleted of all condoms after the Winchesters roll through town.

-or-

The amulet really is magical, and burns when a prospect has cooties, and rises when they don't.

I can't decide which senario I like better. ^__^

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

A bit of both perhaps?

[mistojen.livejournal.com]

Dean Winchester is a walking STD. Wikipedia VD and Dean's picture comes up. Seriously, Trufax.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Haha

[bitter-crimson.livejournal.com]

At least yeast infections aren't as bad for men.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hah

[bubbles83.livejournal.com]

Dudes. He's totes had the clap before. And he made all sorts of jokes about it. Because that's what Dean does.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Were they "clap-on, clap-off" jokes?

[apey1013.livejournal.com]

Okay, here's what I think:

I chose "probably not" because nothing has seemed to deter his manslutty ways and I like to think that, like a boyscout, he is always prepared. If he has gotten something, then it was something he could clear up pretty quick with penicillin and he has never made the mistake that led to said STD again.

HOWEVER, what's more important than whether or not he's had an STD is the image of John giving him The Talk after he realizes Dean's been noticing girls. I'd like to think that the lecture was both terrifying and also horribly embarrassing for Dean (probably reminiscent of whatever lecture John got in the military) and afterwards when Sammy asked him what John wanted to talk to him about he just turned beet red and gave him a wedgie.

Hey she gave me VD

[culturegeek76.livejournal.com]

He totally has had the clap.

Actually, I don't know what the clap is. I just think it's funny to say. That and VD.

I think the clap is either herpes or Chlamydia. Herpes is permanent, so ew yuck. Chlamydia is common and treatable. I can handle that.

Maybe he also got crabs once, from the skankiest chick in town.

[beckytheelf.livejournal.com]

STDs are afraid of Dean Winchester...just like demons. =P

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Haha