certainthings: (gets me overwhelmed)
2013-01-03 03:04 pm

these are some things

[at work]

"shouldn't you be working?"
"i'm practicing my ninja walk."
"... you look more like a ballerina."
"maybe i'm a ninja ballerina."
"i'll kick your ass and look good doing it?"
"yes."

[at starbucks]

:standing at the sugars and cream area, deciding if i wanted to add sugar to my drink. there was a bit of a mess so i was taking napkins and just wiping it off:
:employer comes over with a cloth to wipe the counter area:
me: sorry
him: thank you.

[at bestbuy]

bought some itunes cards. because sometimes paying for things is okay.
finally got around to buying the avengers.

[at mcdonald's]

the new chocolate raspberry pie is not very good. not very good at all. :/

[misc]

+ why is it so difficult to find a purse? i want a new one but yet, nothing is reaching out to me, none are talking to me.

+ i have a plus account at the moment. and though i don't really have the money for it, i might have to buy some time.

+ i miss icons. maybe i will if i do keep up with posting. we'll see, we'll see.

+ this year i've decided to make a list of movies watched, books read and also fanfiction read.

+ i imagine at the end, there'll be 3 movies, 2 books and 147 thousand fanfictions.
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2012-10-30 04:47 pm
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that sounds like a great conversation

I pee a lot. A lot a lot.

You know how some people look at food and gain weight? Yeah. I look at liquid and have to pee.

So. At work, while some people go once or not at all, I go several times.

Right then.

The other day, a co-worker was talking to a couple other co-workers about my "leaky vagina"

...

Yeah.

I don't know where I was at the time, but man. I kind of wish I'd been there for that.
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2012-06-28 08:28 pm
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well, perhaps

I don't know what you do at your work but sometimes at mine I like to pet people's arms and do a bad impression of a purring cat (it sounds more like a bad impression of a dove or a wookie)

Right then.

A couple of days ago -

Me: :petting arm and purring:
M: You need help.
Me: :shrugs and continues petting and purring:

The next day -

Me: :pets arm and doesn't purr:
M: You should purr when you do that.