a meme of sorts

[certainthings]

[stoled from lemmealone]

Happymakers :

"What if Barbie had a hand grenade?"

"It's wrong to rape a chimp."

"Colin."

"What? I want to watch you."

"Start thinking positively. You'll notice a difference. Instead of, "I think I'm a loser." Try, "I definitely am a loser." Stop being wishy-washy about things, how much more of a loser can you be if you don't even know you are? Either you're a loser or you're not. Which is it, stupid?"

"I know I make you nauseous. Here's a Tums with 'Hug me' on it."

"It's like they say in Texas, 'You can't plow a field with a muskrat.'"

"My buckskin mare broke her leg the other day and uh, we had to shoot it. And now it's got a broken leg and a gun shot wound. I dunno what you're supposed to shoot 'em for. I guess it helps in the healin' process or something."

"I wrote a letter to my Dad - I wrote, "I really enjoy being here," but I accidentally wrote rarely instead of really. But I still wanted to use it, so I wrote, "I rarely drive steamboats, Dad - there's a lot of stuff you don't know about me. Quit trying to act like I'm a steamboat operator." This letter took a harsh turn right away."

"An inspirational message from your friends at Yoplait. Fruit on the bottom, hope on top."

"I remember every hot summer morning, dad driving us all over to Rocky Glenn's swimming hole near Factoryville, we would splash away until ten a.m and then work the beet fields 'til well after midnight."

Comments

[mistojen.livejournal.com]

lol ...the hell? Those are some random ass funny QQs, chica

[harleymae.livejournal.com]

Usually I don't like icons that have more than one image of the person in it, but yours is really well done!

[cookiemonsta.livejournal.com]

Hey smidge! *waves*
I've been a sort of (friendly) lurker around these parts for a little while, and in short... you crack me up! (This is a good thing.)
So, what I'm trying to say is, wanna be friends?
I'm not insane (really pretty sure) and I think the fact that you love scary-veiny Willow, sporks and the word "whore" makes us exceedingly compatible. *nods*

In conclusion: *air guitar [insert your solo of choice]*
(Psst - sorry for the random!)

[bubbles83.livejournal.com]

Heh. I love the letter one.

:D

[lemmealone.livejournal.com]

*snorfle*

[mystic-reader.livejournal.com]

**loves**
My fav..
"My buckskin mare broke her leg the other day and uh, we had to shoot it. And now it's got a broken leg and a gun shot wound. I dunno what you're supposed to shoot 'em for. I guess it helps in the healin' process or something."

[almightychrissy.livejournal.com]

"fruit on the bottom, hope on top" is hands-down my favorite Mitch Hedberg line.

[pippilottah.livejournal.com]

Haha, those are some good quotes.

OT: I thought Cordy was all awesome when she "woke up" and then she died :'(
Earlier I was listening to the commentary for... the episode David Boreanaz directed and I don't know why but it bugs me that he always says "Christian" and never "Chris" or whatever other nickname Christian Kane might have. Kane calls Boreanaz "Big D", just "D", "Dave" and other names as well but from Boreanaz it's just "Christian". I dunno, I'm being weird today.