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certainthings) wrote2007-12-11 09:51 pm
certainthings) wrote2007-12-11 09:51 pm
a meme of sorts
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lemmealone]
Happymakers :
"What if Barbie had a hand grenade?"
"It's wrong to rape a chimp."
"Colin."
"What? I want to watch you."
"Start thinking positively. You'll notice a difference. Instead of, "I think I'm a loser." Try, "I definitely am a loser." Stop being wishy-washy about things, how much more of a loser can you be if you don't even know you are? Either you're a loser or you're not. Which is it, stupid?"
"I know I make you nauseous. Here's a Tums with 'Hug me' on it."
"It's like they say in Texas, 'You can't plow a field with a muskrat.'"
"My buckskin mare broke her leg the other day and uh, we had to shoot it. And now it's got a broken leg and a gun shot wound. I dunno what you're supposed to shoot 'em for. I guess it helps in the healin' process or something."
"I wrote a letter to my Dad - I wrote, "I really enjoy being here," but I accidentally wrote rarely instead of really. But I still wanted to use it, so I wrote, "I rarely drive steamboats, Dad - there's a lot of stuff you don't know about me. Quit trying to act like I'm a steamboat operator." This letter took a harsh turn right away."
"An inspirational message from your friends at Yoplait. Fruit on the bottom, hope on top."
"I remember every hot summer morning, dad driving us all over to Rocky Glenn's swimming hole near Factoryville, we would splash away until ten a.m and then work the beet fields 'til well after midnight."
lemmealone]Happymakers :
"What if Barbie had a hand grenade?"
"It's wrong to rape a chimp."
"Colin."
"What? I want to watch you."
"Start thinking positively. You'll notice a difference. Instead of, "I think I'm a loser." Try, "I definitely am a loser." Stop being wishy-washy about things, how much more of a loser can you be if you don't even know you are? Either you're a loser or you're not. Which is it, stupid?"
"I know I make you nauseous. Here's a Tums with 'Hug me' on it."
"It's like they say in Texas, 'You can't plow a field with a muskrat.'"
"My buckskin mare broke her leg the other day and uh, we had to shoot it. And now it's got a broken leg and a gun shot wound. I dunno what you're supposed to shoot 'em for. I guess it helps in the healin' process or something."
"I wrote a letter to my Dad - I wrote, "I really enjoy being here," but I accidentally wrote rarely instead of really. But I still wanted to use it, so I wrote, "I rarely drive steamboats, Dad - there's a lot of stuff you don't know about me. Quit trying to act like I'm a steamboat operator." This letter took a harsh turn right away."
"An inspirational message from your friends at Yoplait. Fruit on the bottom, hope on top."
"I remember every hot summer morning, dad driving us all over to Rocky Glenn's swimming hole near Factoryville, we would splash away until ten a.m and then work the beet fields 'til well after midnight."
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