Jensen. Danneel. Poll

[certainthings]

[Poll #1097831]

*I know they were at the Madden EA Sports event with Jared and Sandra, and that there are some really shitty screencaps of them out there, but I mean ...  you know, pictures of them.

But mostly? I just wanted to use the icon because hello, pretty boy.

Comments

[jeyhawk.livejournal.com]

Pretty boy indeed. They will be photographed first, so we'll all know it was real. ;0)

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Don't you mean "real" :p

[allzugern.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha! That conversation was enough to make my head spin.

[ant3ka.livejournal.com]

I think Danneel is really Jared in drag. Have you ever seen the two of them in a room together? I THOUGHT NOT.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Ahahahah. ANDIE!

But kind of sadly, yeah I have or well I've seen a really shitty video of them in the same room - though it's possible it was just two people that looked a lot like them.

I like that you voted for break up, I was going to but then went with the other choice but it's more hopeful thinking, because I don't care if I strongly believe Danneel is a freaking beard, I want some pictures of them together because I bet they'd be real purdy.

[not-sally.livejournal.com]

It was Bernard!!!! (like in Zorro, when he disguised himself so Diego de la Vega could show up being all "Zorro? who is Zorro!?")

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Ahaha. It's funny because it's probably true.

[ant3ka.livejournal.com]

It was like Hannah Montana. They just hired some tall guy to pretend to be Jared while he was sooper seekritly pretending to be Danneel so he could make out with Jensen.

[fromyourashes.livejournal.com]

*DIES OMG*

[wenchpixie]

you forgot secret option number 3; The universe will explode in an epic battle of the crazy tinhats before we ever see anything evidential at all.

Also, it's entirely obvious that Jensen's too pretty to be a real boy anyway. He's a mandroid.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

That one is probably most accurate.

[quiet-rebel.livejournal.com]

I abstain because they were there in Chicago together and I saw them both with my own two eyes, but you'd swear they were standing on two different planets.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I was really hoping that someone would've been able to snap a picture of the two of them together in Chicago.

[allzugern.livejournal.com]

I want Jensen to be crazy happy in love like Jared and Sandy. Unfortunately, I think they'll break up before he officially comes out with her as his girlfriend.

There were plenty of pics of Sandy at the conn - maybe people just don't recognise Danneel?

[fromyourashes.livejournal.com]

I saw one pic - and she looked PISSED OFF, rotf.

[allzugern.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHA! I obviously don't know either of them from Adam, but since that never stopped me from having an opinion *cough* she just doesn't strike me as much of a good match for him. Okay, it's tough with Jared being taken and all, and maybe she's a good distraction when it has to be a foursome, but I just don't see her being the one. now watch, they'll get married next week and have 10 kids and die of old age together

Your icon is made of win :-)

[fromyourashes.livejournal.com]

I grabbed it from lostt1 - THEY'RE SO CUTE all pissy and Christmassy, lmao.

now watch, they'll get married next week and have 10 kids and die of old age together... oh, dude. With the jinxing, LMFAOROTF.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

but I just don't see her being the one.

Probably due to her lack of PEEN. *solemn nod*

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Jared should really date both Jensen and Sandy. I do adore Danneel but, she's really a fourth wheel. :p

[fromyourashes.livejournal.com]

Much like the way people who tattoo their significant others' names on their body and then break up a week later, I think they'll finally get snapped together - and break up the next day.

Likely due to Jensen freaking out over the exposure and Danneel getting gleeful that more people will know her name.

There may or may not be angry sex with Jared and Sandy involved.

I don't know who's angry and who's sexing, but Jared+Sandy +Jensen+Angry sex makes me really happy.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I was surprised you voted for the first option but seeing why, well it makes sense. I voted for it but mine's more wishful thinking. I guess I can see them breaking up soon after the picture is taken - but not for the reasons you mentioned, One Tree Hill's got a pretty big following, I think lots of people already know her name.

[ellel.livejournal.com]

I voted for the picture of them together-I want to see what they look like together!They've been together for a year?And not even one pic?!Weird.

And you can tell whats going on with the couple by the way they look on pic.What?You can!I mean,look at Jensen and Jared,they're clearly madly in love with each other:D

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I SO want to see what the fuck they look like together as a couple and if they do LOOK like a couple because all the pictures of Jensen with PlayBoy Bunny Broad? AWKWARD! In half of them it looked like they'd met ten minutes before the freaking picture was taken.

And yeah huh, Jared and Jensen look so coupley in their photos it is totally clear that they're madly in love.

[ellel.livejournal.com]

Yes!She has the most fake smile in these pics and he looks like he is trying too hard.
Well,at least we have Jared and Sandy for happy coupley pictures!OMG,I never actually had a crush on my lust object's girl before!:D

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Maybe Jensen's taking his time, studying Jared and Sandy in pictures so he has some idea how him and Danneel should look.

[pie_andcoffee]

i dunno. i've noticed - jensen has dated several short women (going back to HS, when they would be girls) with long, brown hair & brown eyes.

i'd think they'd look like all those pix, yes.

i'm probably the only one on the planet - or at the very least, on missjelloh's f-list - who thinks danneel is cute. but that's probably only because she's a southern girl and reminds me of, well, me.

you have to admit she was cute in the Ten Inch Hero vid. well, you don't have to. but i thought she was.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Oh, I adore Danneel and think she's very pretty in a plain (no need to look like a drag queen) sort of way, I just think she's too vagina-y for Jensen.

[not-sally.livejournal.com]

You make the best polls ever.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Heee. Thanks.

[rejeneration.livejournal.com]

Hello pretty boy! =D And hello to you!

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

*waves* Hello

[devidarkwolf.livejournal.com]

Jensen will eventually stop feeling bad for making Danneel be his beard. I mean, Jensen will eventually stop thinking anyone but the fandom cares who his girlfriend is.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

He'll probably propose to Danneel just to prove me wrong, yeah I voted for the "picture" option but that's more wishful thinking than anything else.

[devidarkwolf.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I can see Jensen proposing to her. He's almost 30, she's been his friend for ever, etc. Do you like them together, Smidge?

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I like her. I like him. I'm sure they're great friends, but he's gay. Like really really gay. No, really, I believe he's gay. However, I don't think he'll ever come out of the closet and I suppose I'd rather him marry someone like her and not a Playboy Bunny.

[devidarkwolf.livejournal.com]

Your conviction that he's gay is so amazingly hilarious, but being semi-serious now, when I think about the two of them... Jared strikes me as the one who is more able to swing the other way, you know? In essence, in first time fic, Jared is more believably The Gay One. But I am interested in your ideas!

Though I completely agree that I'd much rather have Jensen be with Danneel rather than, uh, Joanna. Because yeah, she's hot, but she's a model and those "I'M GONNA GET LAID! :D" grins he wore when he was with her were cute, but kind of a turnoff, in the end. Haha.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I think it's because Jared is so ... well, flamboyant and out there and "secure in his sexuality" that I don't think he's more likely to be gay, where as Jensen is just ... Jenseny. And I don't have ideas so much as just this (http://smidgy06.livejournal.com/1181134.html).

[devidarkwolf.livejournal.com]

No, oh man, I am totally seeing where you're coming from, now. That was the post I was thinking about that made me ♥ you even more! Haha. Jared's just really animated and stuff, so I think that's how it translate to the gay, for me, not that he's particularly "comfortable" with his sexuality. Being that he's totally fucking dudes. But. yeah, Jensen's shyness, and his eyes and his dress, and. Dude is def. gay. I think the thing that made me more sure that he was The Straight One was because of Asylum. The way he talked about his girlfriend, bringing her up in inappropriate moments and stuff, and like, just the way he talked about his, uh, BODY just sounded way too much like my very hetero older brother, SO IDK. But maybe that just means they're both gay, gay, gay. HMMM. *shuts up*

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I think I read or at least heard somewhere that Jared said, that he was secure in his sexuality.

And really? Jensen brought up his girlfriend at inappropriate/random times? I dunno, that'd make me think he was more gay. Though I'm biased and heck he could say "My grandma makes the best peach cobbler." and I'd think, "That's because you're gay." ... I kid. OR AM I? :p No, I am. Probably.

Also? there's this (http://smidgy06.livejournal.com/1179102.html).

[devidarkwolf.livejournal.com]

Oooh, yeah, I remember an interview with Jared said that. I don't remember the context, but Jared has a knack for conversation, whereas Jensen... WELL.

Yeah, it was WEIRD, MAN, it kind of put me off. Someone had asked something like, "if you could have Dean end up with anyone on the show, who would it be?" and then Jensen tried resisting the question at first and went, "well, hopefully MY GIRLFRIEND." AND IT WAS WEIRD AND JENSEN, WTF. :|

OMG, peach cobbler = teh homo, obvs.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I think that would've put me off too. I just ... eugh. But maybe he wasn't so resisting the question as just chanting, "Don't say Sam's name. Don't say Sam's name." to himself.

I wonder how drunk!Jensen would be in an interview.

[devidarkwolf.livejournal.com]

Well, he's kind of this way about most questions that aren't completely innocent. He gets all fidgety and awkward and was like, "WELL MY GIRLFRIEND," and was pleased that he didn't say Sam.

Oh man. Other than looking five years old? "I WAS RIDING THIS ONE GUY NAMED CHUCK AFTER A CONCERT, AND..."

[navy-cis.livejournal.com]

I never did learn how to spell her name, so thanks for that! *g*

I think they'll "break up" because come on... *holds up left hand* Jared... or... *holds up right hand* girl with difficult name... Really hard decision, don't you think?

*headdesk* I wrote this comment like nine hours ago and forgot to post it. *whispers* I blame Chris Kane...

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

:) Welcome.

Hahaha. Yeah, you're right that it a pretty difficult choice. Whatever will he do?

[navy-cis.livejournal.com]

There's really only one thing to do... he needs to dump them both and hook up with me *nods*

But if that doesn't work out there's only one option. And I think your header and icon says it all.

[agt-league.livejournal.com]

I have one pic of them in the A Few Good Men carpark place. She's got her back to the camera though.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

So close and yet ...