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[certainthings]

Dear Writers of Fiction,

Please stop using "cum" in your fics.

It looks bad and sounds even worse.

Sincerely,
Me

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Comments

[douxquemiel.livejournal.com]

It immediately and totally illegitimizes the entire fiction. Sometimes, I'm okay with that, if I'm out for PRON and don't really give a damn, but GOOD GOD. More often than not it makes the writer appear about fourteen years old, illiterate, and totally inexperienced when it comes to sex. Yeah, it's fantasy and fiction and AU and whatever, but it should still be accurate. I mean, come ON.

/rant

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

AMEN o/