letter. chocolate.

[certainthings]

Dear Writers of Fiction,

Please stop using "cum" in your fics.

It looks bad and sounds even worse.

Sincerely,
Me

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Caramilk Deluxe just might be the best thing ever.

Comments

[fullycompletely.livejournal.com]

No, and I don't understand it, because they have Dairy Milk bars with caramel in them, but they don't taste the same. :( Dairy Milk appears to be like, THE chocolate bar around here, they have about 12 kinds. The chocolate tastes different from ours, but I'm getting used to it.

DUDE, now I remember what I wanted to tell you! They have Dairy Milk bars with the creme eggs stuff in them! Eating them in October feels evil.

Do they still have the caramel KitKat? Oh, man, those were CRACK.

. . . I don't sound like a chocolate addict at all, do I?

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

All year round they have creme eggs? Or sorta anyway? Those lucky bastards!

They say that the chocolate there is better than ours (just as ours is a lot better than the US) but I prefer our chocolate. I've had some english chocolate from the imported shops here.

I haven't seen the caramel kit-kits but then I haven't really been looking for them.