letter. chocolate.

[certainthings]

Dear Writers of Fiction,

Please stop using "cum" in your fics.

It looks bad and sounds even worse.

Sincerely,
Me

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[certainthings.livejournal.com]

"And what will you be drinking tonight, sir?"
"I'll have a glass of your finest cum, please."
"Certainly."

:P I kid!

[frala.livejournal.com]

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