letter. chocolate.

[certainthings]

Dear Writers of Fiction,

Please stop using "cum" in your fics.

It looks bad and sounds even worse.

Sincerely,
Me

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Comments

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Now, I curious as to what sort of things you were going to write. Email me privately?

[fiddleyoumust.livejournal.com]

Okay. :P

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

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