letter. chocolate.

[certainthings]

Dear Writers of Fiction,

Please stop using "cum" in your fics.

It looks bad and sounds even worse.

Sincerely,
Me

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Caramilk Deluxe just might be the best thing ever.

Comments

[jamesinboots.livejournal.com]

*shudders*

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

No, really it's a good chocolate bar. :P

[jamesinboots.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'm sure it is. ;)