"I don't lie, I make believe."

[certainthings]

Jensen: So, sometimes I'll be like this [pretends to sleep] when Jared wants to cuddle in the morning.
Jared: [laughing] Yeah, yeah. Then a few moments later there he is slingin' an arm around my waist and nuzzling my neck. That's when I'm like this [pretends to sleep with a huge grin on his face]
Jensen: [deadpan] He's such a good actor.


Jensen: Uh ...
Jared: D'oh!
Jensen: We uh, we don't actually sleep together ... I mean, the same house sure but ... [looks panicked at Jared]
Jared: [fake laughter] Yeah, we just thought that we'd tell you that because we thought ya'll would find it funny.

Comments

[goingtoqueens.livejournal.com]

That is a made up thing and not something that actually was said, right?

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Heee. Yeah, I made it up ... uh, I mean, what? Of course they said that at the con. :nods convincingly:

[goingtoqueens.livejournal.com]

Lol at my sleep-deprived brain thinking it was something they like, made up to fuck with people or something. What the fuck, self.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

If that is the story you want to go with, I'll go along with it as well. :p

[agt-league.livejournal.com]

Jensen: We uh, we don't actually sleep together ... I mean, the same house sure but ... [looks panicked at Jared]

LOL oh Jensen, be more obvious. :p

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hahaha. I know, right?!

[eilan.livejournal.com]

*GRINS*
As always, your post is MADE OF WIN.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

\o/ YEEEE

[quarterwhore.livejournal.com]

I was convinced at first that those were actual quotes, because it matched the pictures so well and sounds like something they'd say. :P

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I'm glad I could be convincing.

[apostrophee.livejournal.com]

I'ma go ahead and say this is how it happened and anyone who chooses to question this as fact can SUCK ON MY CHOCOLATE SALTY BALLS.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I admire this plan of yours.

[uglyduckling-me.livejournal.com]

I have it on good authority* that this is exactly what was said when these pics were taken.


*"good authority" meaning "my crack-addled subconscious that has nothing better to dream up during Psych class"

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

And that is certainly good enough for me.

[fromyourashes.livejournal.com]

:D

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

:)

[leighm.livejournal.com]

I don't know about you but JPad's longer hair along with that smug dimple does things to me.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

He pretty much always does things to me

[moonie]

I think I'm going to ignore both subject line and tags and pretend that is true. LALALAWHEE.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I like this plan o' yours. :)

[zsuness.livejournal.com]

Happy Birthday, Michelle. ♥

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Thank you, darling. :)

[not-sally.livejournal.com]

Why do your fictional conversations ever seem more real than real life?
*unfair*

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I do not know. :)

[lotrabc.livejournal.com]

Well, I've decided to reject reality's reality and substitute it with yours.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

\o/

[sunnny.livejournal.com]

OMG ARE THESE ACTUAL QUOTES?

BOYS ♥

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hee. No no, I made them up. :)

[heartsonwings.livejournal.com]

D'awww, that's so them <33

Happy Birthday m'dear ;)

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

It probably is.

Thank you!

[essene.livejournal.com]

Why are your captions so much better than actual life?

Again, THIS is the only truth I will accept for these pictures.

Done and done.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Lies are better than reality sometimes?

:) Yeeeee.

[fryttu.livejournal.com]

I'm trying to think how to phrase "if this is wrong, then I don't want to be right" to put it in this comment so.. yeah. I like your lies the best!

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Yay! Thank you

[giantlovetingle.livejournal.com]

This is just one of the many reasons why I love you. *throws gold stars*

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

:beams:

[evilshelly.livejournal.com]

yes.

happy birthday!

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Thanks!

[santacarlagypsy.livejournal.com]

Hee! I like this version of convention events very much, yes I do. And Jared's "D'oh!" face is especially awesome. :)

ALSO:
Happy Birthday, sweetie! ♥

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

:) It's a pretty good version.

Thank you \o/

[cherrymmm.livejournal.com]

All true! This is just how it happened.

Also.....one of my bosses asked me today if I have a substance abuse problem?!? What?

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I knew it!

Huh, that seems really sorta random.

[cherrymmm.livejournal.com]

And this was a random place for me to mention it but it had just happened and was on my mind. Maybe they think I'm flighty and just really blond? I do have chronic migraines but that's been a long known fact. Just....so odd. Plus....aren't junkies supposed to be all emaciated? Nobody would think that my big ass was in any way emaciated!

[halfshellvenus.livejournal.com]

Your fake dialogues are made of win!

I wonder if they know how much we want it to be true? ;)

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

\o/

I wouldn't be surprised if they do.

[halfshellvenus.livejournal.com]

The tinhat version of me says it IS true, and then they taunt us with it like it's a joke.

Until Jared broke Jensen's heart. *cries*

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Ehh, they're just keeping up appearances.