...because it's still buggin' me

[certainthings]

I was looking at those photos again and noticed that on some of them that white powder shit is on his ear. The hell? I just ... What? How?

Did he not look at a mirror before he left the hotel/apartment/house/friend's house?

Did he do his own make up thinking, 'Yeah, I've done enough tv and movies to know how this shit goes on.' And the proceeded to poke himself in the eye with a brush covered in powder and wiped it a bit so it wouldn't get directly in his eye and that's how some of it got on his ear and then he was all, 'Fuck this. I look fiiiine.'

Where were Genevieve and Danneel and why didn't they say, 'Uh. You got a little something there.' RIGHT AWAY? Were they pointing and laughing at him while his picture was being taken? (I hope so) Or did they do his make up and for shits and giggles wanted to make him look like an ass?

Did he get his make up done by a make up artist who was drunk? Or maybe one he turned down at some event and this was her way of getting back at him?

I really would like to know what the hell happened and who let him go out like that.

Comments

[quarterwhore.livejournal.com]

It could be some weird spot lighting. Or maybe it's lack of makeup- maybe he missed a spot with his foundation. Or maybe the skin got scraped and the makeup didn't go on correctly.

...Or, more likely, powder from a doughnut he ate. It's hard to tell. We only notice because the picture is like 500000x zoom- in RL I doubt anyone would have seen it.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I dunno. I'm sure someone must've seen it. (read: Genevieve)

[punnky-kitty.livejournal.com]

LOL I read "powder from a doughnut" & imagined him smushing a doughnut into the side of his face all NOM NOM OMG HONGRY.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hahahahaha. "WHY CAN'T I TASTE THE DELICIOUS GOODNESS?!" "Uh, Jared your mouth isn't near your eye." "SHUT UP FOOL."