Jim Gaffigan said...

[certainthings]

[re: camping]

Jim Gaffigan: I probably wouldn't be so scared if I wasn't sleeping in a bag. "Hey, let's pre-package ourselves for the serial killer, huh. I can't get away, can you?" "I can hop for a little but I'm deadmeat." Do you ever have to go the bathroom in the middle of the night? You always look at your friends, "Nice knowing you. Anyone wanna come and get killed with me or do you wanna get killed looking for me? We're all dead."


I hear it and I laugh. Then I think about F13 and I laugh so hard it hurts.

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[americangrl69.livejournal.com]

That pretty much sums up most slash movies. So if your a dumb slutty blonde having pre-martial sex in the woods with your hot boyfriend you'll both die very gruesome deaths.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

It really does.

[jrs1980.livejournal.com]

Is that from King Baby?

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

It is from King Baby.

Was "The Sexy Tour" renamed King Baby? Or did I miss something?

[apey1013.livejournal.com]

"We'd love to have you for dinner."
"I'll bet you would."

Hee hee

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hahaha. YES!

"I wanna keep the relationship professional."

[malcolm-stjay.livejournal.com]

That reminds me of that Pepsi commercial with the sleepovers? And they're playing BATTLE SLUGS!

Oh gawd. Battle slugs.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

That rings a bell but I can't remember them/it

[malcolm-stjay.livejournal.com]

Here (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6Nltio4YpY).

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Thank you. I don't think I've seen that.

[agt-league.livejournal.com]

LMAO FOREVER. <333

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hee.

[neversince.livejournal.com]

THAT IS EXACTLY HOW I FEEL ABOUT CAMPING.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Do you camp? Or not camp because you feel that way?

[neversince.livejournal.com]

I do not camp because I am not keen on getting slaughtered by Jason in the woods. Thanks.

[allzugern.livejournal.com]

pssst. Happy Birthday!

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Thank you.

[nyaubaby.livejournal.com]

NOT RELEVANT TO THIS POST BUT I MEANT TO SEND YOU MY BEST WISHES FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!4

*G*

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

[beckytheelf.livejournal.com]

AHEM.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*confetteh*

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Thank you!