certainthings: (Kreuk is laughing at you)
certainthings ([personal profile] certainthings) wrote2009-04-01 04:14 pm
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Jim Gaffigan said...

[re: camping]

Jim Gaffigan: I probably wouldn't be so scared if I wasn't sleeping in a bag. "Hey, let's pre-package ourselves for the serial killer, huh. I can't get away, can you?" "I can hop for a little but I'm deadmeat." Do you ever have to go the bathroom in the middle of the night? You always look at your friends, "Nice knowing you. Anyone wanna come and get killed with me or do you wanna get killed looking for me? We're all dead."


I hear it and I laugh. Then I think about F13 and I laugh so hard it hurts.
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[identity profile] americangrl69.livejournal.com 2009-04-01 11:19 pm (UTC)(link)
That pretty much sums up most slash movies. So if your a dumb slutty blonde having pre-martial sex in the woods with your hot boyfriend you'll both die very gruesome deaths.

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2009-04-01 11:20 pm (UTC)(link)
It really does.

[identity profile] jrs1980.livejournal.com 2009-04-02 12:08 am (UTC)(link)
Is that from King Baby?

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2009-04-02 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
It is from King Baby.

Was "The Sexy Tour" renamed King Baby? Or did I miss something?

[identity profile] apey1013.livejournal.com 2009-04-02 12:41 am (UTC)(link)
"We'd love to have you for dinner."
"I'll bet you would."

Hee hee

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2009-04-02 12:55 am (UTC)(link)
Hahaha. YES!

"I wanna keep the relationship professional."

[identity profile] malcolm-stjay.livejournal.com 2009-04-02 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
That reminds me of that Pepsi commercial with the sleepovers? And they're playing BATTLE SLUGS!

Oh gawd. Battle slugs.

[identity profile] agt-league.livejournal.com 2009-04-02 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
LMAO FOREVER. <333
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[identity profile] neversince.livejournal.com 2009-04-02 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
THAT IS EXACTLY HOW I FEEL ABOUT CAMPING.

[identity profile] allzugern.livejournal.com 2009-04-02 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
pssst. Happy Birthday!

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2009-04-02 05:50 am (UTC)(link)
Do you camp? Or not camp because you feel that way?

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2009-04-02 05:51 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you.

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2009-04-02 05:51 am (UTC)(link)
Hee.

[identity profile] nyaubaby.livejournal.com 2009-04-02 10:12 am (UTC)(link)
NOT RELEVANT TO THIS POST BUT I MEANT TO SEND YOU MY BEST WISHES FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!4

*G*

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[identity profile] neversince.livejournal.com 2009-04-02 01:47 pm (UTC)(link)
I do not camp because I am not keen on getting slaughtered by Jason in the woods. Thanks.

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2009-04-02 02:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you!

[identity profile] beckytheelf.livejournal.com 2009-04-03 12:02 am (UTC)(link)
AHEM.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*confetteh*

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2009-04-03 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you!

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2009-04-03 12:26 am (UTC)(link)
That rings a bell but I can't remember them/it

[identity profile] malcolm-stjay.livejournal.com 2009-04-03 12:38 am (UTC)(link)
Here (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6Nltio4YpY).

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2009-04-03 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you. I don't think I've seen that.
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