certainthings: (Jensen's a goober face)
certainthings ([personal profile] certainthings) wrote2008-12-18 02:23 pm

it's sort of about My Bloody Valentine

It turns out that Jensen is the super-sweet and sensitive type who treats his honey like the most special girl in the world-like a princess, in fact. "I'm just an old-fashioned guy," the 19-year-old confesses. "I like to be chivalrous. I like to open doors for a girl, give her my coat when it's cold outside, stuff like that." "Stuff like that" also includes putting a lot of care into creating thoughtful, meaningful gifts for his girlfriend. One Valentine's Day several years ago, Jensen shares, "Instead of giving my girlfriend a really expensive piece of jewelry or something like that, I cut out construction paper and used crayons and everything like that to make a card with hearts on it for her. It took a lot of time."


You know that when the trailer for My Bloody Valentine starts to air on television the girl from the quote above is going to be in her living room picking up one of her kid's toys and something about the ad will catch her attention and she'll stop and watch and see Jensen and see what the movie is called and she'll snort and mutter, 'My Bloody Valentine indeed. I hope he dies.' and one of her children will hear her and say, 'Why do you want the nice man to die, mommy?' And she'll say, 'Billy, fetch mommy a beer and then get your brothers and sisters and gather 'round while momma tells you a story from days gone by ...'

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"It took a lot of time."  <--- THAT IS MY FAVOURITE.

[identity profile] icymorning.livejournal.com 2008-12-18 10:29 pm (UTC)(link)
that quote. i laughed so hard i'm crying.

thanks bb, i needed that. ♥

[identity profile] pocketfullof.livejournal.com 2008-12-18 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)
I think I'm a little bit in love with your brain. TRUFAX.

[identity profile] wanttobeatree.livejournal.com 2008-12-18 10:33 pm (UTC)(link)
"I cut out construction paper and used crayons and everything"

OH JENSEN.

[identity profile] sadcypress.livejournal.com 2008-12-18 10:35 pm (UTC)(link)
My favorite part is that I honestly got disoriented that Jensen was talking about dating a GIRL. I sometimes forget he's not actually out (yet)...

[identity profile] uglyduckling-me.livejournal.com 2008-12-18 10:35 pm (UTC)(link)
XD

oh man, you really know how to brighten up a person's day

[identity profile] quiet-rebel.livejournal.com 2008-12-18 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Gah. No wonder he tells people he's "shy" now and stays away from interviews. It cracks me up that he made his girlfriend a paper heart when he was 19! I thought guys stopped doing that when they were in first grade.

[identity profile] uglyduckling-me.livejournal.com 2008-12-18 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
I bet he used glue-sticks and safety scissors as well

(no, I didn't just horn in on your comment lol)

[identity profile] fryttu.livejournal.com 2008-12-18 10:38 pm (UTC)(link)
AWWW, JENSEN. "It took a lot of time." :D

[identity profile] overstreets.livejournal.com 2008-12-18 10:47 pm (UTC)(link)
I cut out construction paper and used crayons and everything like that to make a card with hearts on it for her. It took a lot of time.

BRB DYING FROM LAUGHTER. OH, JENSEN.

[identity profile] cityphonelines.livejournal.com 2008-12-18 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
I keep typing out jokes/jabs but then backspacing. I can't do it! I'm stuck on AWW! BECAUSE IT TOOK A LOT OF TIME.

[identity profile] icymorning.livejournal.com 2008-12-18 10:50 pm (UTC)(link)
that's exactly the mental image i had, hence my endless loling.

i hope he also used glitter glue. and CRAYOLAS.

[identity profile] heizqu.livejournal.com 2008-12-18 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
I cut out construction paper and used crayons and everything like that

AHAHAHAH. XD Oh, Jensen. CRAYONS AND EVERYTHING.

[identity profile] uglyduckling-me.livejournal.com 2008-12-18 10:53 pm (UTC)(link)
idk man, the idea of anyone (especially Jensen) trying to very carefully pour glitter onto where he smeared glue and then failing epically holds a certain level of appeal for me. cuz then I can imagine him sneezing and glitter flying everywhere and you know that stuff is damn hard to get off of anything.

but heck yes to Crayolas! I still color with those, ngl

[identity profile] wanttobeatree.livejournal.com 2008-12-18 10:55 pm (UTC)(link)
In conclusion:

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2008-12-18 10:57 pm (UTC)(link)
:beams:

[identity profile] fromyourashes.livejournal.com 2008-12-18 10:59 pm (UTC)(link)
LMAO

[identity profile] dividedloyalty.livejournal.com 2008-12-18 11:00 pm (UTC)(link)
"It took a lot of time." <--- THAT IS MY FAVOURITE.

OMG I thought the same. I just had the most disturbing mental image as I read that, and now it won't go away.
I don't think I'll ever look at him quite the same way again.

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2008-12-18 11:02 pm (UTC)(link)
You are very welcome.

[identity profile] not-sally.livejournal.com 2008-12-18 11:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Seeing your subject line I actually expected more "Jensen cut out his own beating heart and gave it to a girl in a pretty package dripping blood" type of comments.

No one appreciates glittery mutilation references.

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2008-12-18 11:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Ahahahaha.

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2008-12-18 11:11 pm (UTC)(link)
That should be embroidered onto a pillow and given to him.

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2008-12-18 11:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Ahahaha. Maybe he really did mean a guy but just remembered to change the pronoun

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2008-12-18 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, apparently not.

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2008-12-18 11:15 pm (UTC)(link)
IT KILLS ME.

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