Supernatural 4x03 In the Beginning

[certainthings]

Ed: There are definitely holes in your 'Let's get pie to grow legs' theory.
Hugh: What we have to do is not kill the cow, cover it in pastry and then it can run on its own.

Frankie: Think of the horror if a pie with human hands turned bad, imagine being throttled to death by a pie.
Dara: How ironic a death that would be, to be killed literally by a pie. 'I knew I'd get you eventually,' says the pie who also has a mouth.

Russell: I just walk into a factory and declare at them, 'I WANT LEGS ON PIES!' and then I walk out.
Dara: How? Don't give me "how?" I'm not the how guy, I pay you to be the how guy. I just get the idea, you fill in the details.

Hugh: Could you not just carry a guard pie around with you that would attack people?
Russell: Mr. Dennis, welcome to the executive board. He's thinking out loud. Guard pies. Of course, that's the next plan.

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Supernatural 4x03 In the Beginning

Dear Kripke,

I'm not really sure what that was all about but uh, while Mitch is a great actor Ron White is Mary's father. Please be finding a way to correct this mistake.

Sincerely,
A slightly deranged fangirl.

... Just what? I mean, yeah. But fucking hell. A big fat hen NO.

Let's just all hold hands and get Sam horsebacking riding with Giles now. Before it's too late.

Comments

[earlofcardigans.livejournal.com]

I have some yellow crayons around here somewhere...

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I'm going to get some this weekend.

[earlofcardigans.livejournal.com]

we should stockpile all the ones with the kooky names.

Sammy likes kooky, yes?

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

He seems like he would

[fromyourashes.livejournal.com]

Ron White? As in...Tater Salad?

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Yes.

[notthebigspoon.livejournal.com]

Wait... so Mary is Tater Tot?

This explains so much...

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Mmhmm.

[meltingconfetti.livejournal.com]

I... what?

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Are you whating me or the show?

[meltingconfetti.livejournal.com]

Um. Both? Actually, that what was for you. Who is Ron White and why do you consider him to be Mary's father? And what's with Sam on horseback and Giles? I don't like not knowing stuff. It makes me do this: :(

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Ron White is a stand up comedian. I'm not exactly sure why I decided many moons ago that he was Mary's father but I did and yeah.

And on Buffy when Willow went all evil, Giles was like, 'Fuck that shit, I got more power than you. Knock it off ... now come on, let's go to England and go horseback riding while you learn to not be so evil.' and on Supernatural it looks like it's headed the way of 'Hi, my name is Sam Winchester and I am very very naughty.' so we should stick him on a horse now. Nip it in the bud, yanno?

[meltingconfetti.livejournal.com]

Now it makes sense! Thank you for explaining. :)

Personally, I think Sammy just really, really wants to punished.

[malcolm-stjay.livejournal.com]

Holy shit, pie with legs.

This? This is going to be big.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Indeed.

[gwendolynmstacy.livejournal.com]

ITA....THAT IS NOT ON.

BTW, I love your stick!J2 in the note, Jensen does loves Jared regardless. TY btw ;)

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

It's there already? Awesome. And you are welcome.

[gwendolynmstacy.livejournal.com]

Yup.

Indeed. Well my Momma said thank you too.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

\o/

And I hope you like at least one of the chocolate bars. I figured it'd be easier to go mostly with the halloween bite size and give you sample and if you or your parents like any of them I can send you know, regular sized ones.

[gwendolynmstacy.livejournal.com]

\o/

*nod* good plan and will let you know.

[imagination55.livejournal.com]

OMG that is one of my favourite MTW bits of that series!

Russell: "Is that Gina up there? She seems to be crapping out the word "RACIST""
Gina: "In steak chunks"

Russell: "You want to eat me, fatty, dontcha?!"

So disgusting it's hilarious. ;) ♥

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Ahahaaha. I love them so much.

*blink*

[shinysilvergrl.livejournal.com]

I have like...no clue what you're saying most of the time. lol. But you're always fun to read.

Re: *blink*

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

That's okay, sometimes I don't really understand myself either.