certainthings: (Dean is putting his necklace back where)
certainthings ([personal profile] certainthings) wrote2008-09-24 08:06 pm

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Dean: Hey, Sam? Remember how I said that we should go to Hollywood and see if we could bang Lindsay Lohan?
Sam: You just got back from Hell and that's what's on your mind?
Dean: Have you met me? [pause] C'mon, we should totally go on a vacation, dude.
Sam: She's a lesbian, Dean.
Dean: I know!
Sam: ...
Dean: What? You look like a girl, you can butter her up.
Sam: [sighs]


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[identity profile] fiddleyoumust.livejournal.com 2008-09-25 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
I think her girlfriend is hot too! So, Dean would definitely try to get in on that.

Also, lol.

[identity profile] rustydog.livejournal.com 2008-09-25 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
Hee! I like that. :)

In the article, I didn't recognize either of the women in the photo as Lindsay Lohan. I assume it's the one on the right, but did she get an appearance transplant when I wasn't looking?

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2008-09-25 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
I don't think she's hot but I could see Dean trying to get in some Hollywood Lesbian Action.

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2008-09-25 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
Uhm, yes? The one with the visible tits.

[identity profile] rustydog.livejournal.com 2008-09-25 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
::squints, tilts head:: Well, she does look more like Lindsay Lohan than the other girl. It's not that I don't believe it, I was just surprised I didn't recognize her! I haven't been paying enough attention to pop culture I guess.

They are cute. :)

[identity profile] giantlovetingle.livejournal.com 2008-09-25 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
LOLOL

If I was Sam, I'd have said something about Dean's girlish eyelashes and delicate features.
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[identity profile] fiddleyoumust.livejournal.com 2008-09-25 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
Well, Dean and two girls is canon. ;) Poar Sammy would have to wait in the car again.

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2008-09-25 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
Right, right. I think this plan could work out for all four of them.

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2008-09-25 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
Heh. Sam would maybe eventually make some sort of remark like that.
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[identity profile] fiddleyoumust.livejournal.com 2008-09-25 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
Ahahaha. Does that mean you don't think Sam would want in on some Lindsay/Samantha action?

[identity profile] meltingconfetti.livejournal.com 2008-09-25 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
Boy, that Dean sure is a jerk! But I do like his pretty necklace headband... which begs the obvious question: Just why the hell does he not wear that necklace as a headband? Hmmm. Curioser and curioser.
Edited 2008-09-25 03:56 (UTC)

[identity profile] fickwalker.livejournal.com 2008-09-25 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
Bwahahaha... I've never told you this, but I *love* when you do these. Seriously. This is exactly what I needed during this helltastic of days. Thank you.

[identity profile] twofourteen.livejournal.com 2008-09-25 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
LOL.

[identity profile] lalita82.livejournal.com 2008-09-25 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
haha!! :D

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2008-09-25 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
:beams: Thank you.

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2008-09-25 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
It'd look good as a headband. Mmhmm.

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2008-09-25 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
No, Sam would be the fourth.

[identity profile] pippilottah.livejournal.com 2008-09-25 05:39 am (UTC)(link)
Haha, oh Dean.

(she admitted to dating her friend? huh. good for her)

[identity profile] heizqu.livejournal.com 2008-09-25 06:23 am (UTC)(link)
Hahahaha. XD

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2008-09-25 02:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Apparently, in the link up there.
ext_16473: (SN Dean blue by by lucky_penny01)

[identity profile] ellel.livejournal.com 2008-09-25 04:06 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL-oh,Dean!:D
And huh,Lindsay is finally out!

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2008-09-25 06:52 pm (UTC)(link)
:)

That she is.

[identity profile] quidditchkiss.livejournal.com 2008-09-25 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
LMAO! Sam totally could, though.

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2008-09-25 11:48 pm (UTC)(link)
But not because he looks like a girl!

[identity profile] gonturan.livejournal.com 2008-09-26 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
Bwah! Your fictional conversations are the best.

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2008-09-26 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
\o/ Thank you

[identity profile] merepersiflage.livejournal.com 2008-09-26 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
You ROCK!

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2008-09-26 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
Heh, thanks

[identity profile] bubl.livejournal.com 2008-09-26 07:02 am (UTC)(link)
*g*