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[certainthings]

Part the first

If you've friended me and want me to friend you back, tell me.

Part the second

Hi new friends!

Part the third

If you spoil me for Supernatural, I will beat your mother over the head with a shovel. If you don't have a mother, I'll beat the next closest thing.

A vague disclaimer is nobody's friend.

Part the fourth


o1. No bashing of Danneel or Sandy. Unless it's to factually and in a friendly manner point out that Danneel is a beard.
o2. Because Jensen is gayer than ... something that is really gay.
o3. I believe that Jensen is a bigger douchebag than Chad Michael Murray.
o4. I'm not even sure that I believe that Chad is a douchebag, I mean no more so than any other boy/actor.
o5. I love Jensen Ackles but I mock him a lot. A lot a lot.
o6. Mocking of Jensen is encouraged but not really mean mocking. Unless of course I love you, and then you can say whatever you want. I will not tell you if you're one of the few who's loved enough to say what you want.
o7. Jared's milkshake is better than yours and comes in seven eight different flavours.
o8. I'm not really sure what that means but I'm convinced it's true.
o9. Buffy the Vampire Slayer is, was and will always be the best show that ever showed. Ever.
10. I'm an asshole. I'm evil. I'm a bitch.



And I think that about sums it up for now.

Comments

[cookiemonsta.livejournal.com]

Smidge, how you so awesome?

I APPROVE OF ALL 10 BULLET POINTS.
(Especially #9 - WORD.)

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I wish I knew, I think it has something to do with being an asshole. :p

\o/

[apostrophee.livejournal.com]

But Danneel IS a beard!

::tinhattery pouting ensues::

FRIEND ME!

wait....did I do this wrong?

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

That's what I'm saying. She is a beard.

[sazzlette.livejournal.com]

Jensen invented douche.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hahaha. You know, I think you're right.

[enablelove.livejournal.com]

HI!

I'm with you on 3.

No comment on 4 lol

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

His doucheyness helps the world go 'round.

[cityphonelines.livejournal.com]

I will love you forever for #3 and #4. But really. However, I beg to disagree with #7; there are 8 official flavors of Jared!shake.

Friending me back is totally up to you, I don't stick around for mutualness, I stick around for the fun and the funny. And because Jensen is gayer than a bag of sugar-coated, strawberry lube flavored rainbows.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Eight? Really? I wasn't aware of that. *edits post*

Huh, I kinda thought I had you friended. Oops.

Also, there's unicorn sprinkles involved up there, right?

[muses-circle.livejournal.com]

o9. Buffy the Vampire Slayer is, was and will always be the best show that ever showed. Ever.

Wordy McWord.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Sometimes I wish that I enjoyed Supernatural as much as I did Buffy or even like three quarters as much ... but then maybe I don't really want that because then it'd take away from my undying completely biased Buffy love.

[kilynn16.livejournal.com]

Man, I've been mocking Jensen so much recently, I think I may be out of things to mock about him. Lemme see...

JENSEN ACKLES HAS WEBBED FEET AND SMELLS OF RADISHES!

Nope, still got it.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha. I don't know if he smells like that but the webbed feet would not surprise me.

[20shannon.livejournal.com]

hi please friend me and i totally believe in rules 1,2,and 9. especially 9 still upsset about the show ending.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I'm still upset too. I'm not sure I'll ever get over it.

[slytherinblack.livejournal.com]

If you don't have a mother, I'll beat the next closest thing.

Your mother's corpse?

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Heh, no. That would be really mean and wrong.

[goonies-nsd.livejournal.com]

WHEEEE!!@@@22

NO SPOILARS!!!!!

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

NONE!

[shadow-of-doubt.livejournal.com]

I'd love it if you friended me. And I'm a huge fan of Buffy and Angel as well as Supernatural!

[sadcypress.livejournal.com]

Oh Jensen. You are so very, VERY gay, and how I do love you for it. *pinches his (pudgy) cheeks*

[gonturan.livejournal.com]

Best icon ever.

[naficeh.livejournal.com]

I gotta disagree with number 4. Chad is defiantly a douche.
But everything else I'm fully on board. :P
I'd love it if you could friend me back but it's totally up to you.

[rl2hb.livejournal.com]

First, I'm officially titling that userpic as "Jared is 'That Guy'"

Second, not really new, since I've been commenting for many moons now, but seems like we used to be mutual, but now we're not so whatev. No big.

Third, I try to avoid spoilers, and hate when other people are inconsiderate and post it on a freakin' facebook wall and don't bother to say "Hey I'm posting spoilers now so you all can suck it. Suck it hard!" Um....

Fourth, on 1, she totally is, but I also think that Sandy writes Wincest. Since she's so cool and down with the fans and all. ;) Oh or maybe Sandy and Danneel both write it. Maybe together. That'd be really funny. And agreed on 2, 5, possibly 7, 8, and I'm thinking yes on 9, but I think SPN is a close second.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Jared is totally 'That Guy.'

Hmm, I don't remember defriending you.

I think I'd be scared and kind of wowed if Sandy and maybe Sandy and Danneel really did write Wincest.

[faunaana.livejournal.com]

Dude, my friend and I STILL have long-ass meta conversations about Buffy. And one time I got to be a Nielson member for a week, and at the time, F/X was showing Buffy like 4 times a day, and I wrote in that I watched EVERY SINGLE AIRING for the entire week. Even though it was in re-runs and there was NO WAY I was actually up at 7 am every day that week.

[aeroport_art.livejournal.com]

I'm an asshole. I'm evil. I'm a bitch.

And I wuv you!! *clings*

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

*clings back*

[resounding-echo.livejournal.com]

No one, you or otherwise, will convince me that anyone is a bigger douche than Chad Michael Murray. Although maybe Michael Rosenbaum is a close second.

Buffy is a force no show should ever consider to reckon with.

:draws hearts around you: I'm so happy we're flisters. :)

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Rosenbaum, eh? Why or how is he a douche in your books?

I BE HAPPY TOO.

[agt-league.livejournal.com]

*hides teh mother*

But hear, hear!

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I think she'll be safe.

[tabularassa.livejournal.com]

Buffy FTW indeed. I miss it so.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

As do I

[culturegeek76.livejournal.com]

Dude, as I read the list I'm like, yeah, totally, I agree, for sure, yes, yes, met too.... and then there's damned rule number one that I have such a hard time with. I don't think of certain comments as bashing, just asking questions - like the "where are her pants?" thing... does that count?
I dun wan to be cut from your list for that. *bites nails*

*hides*

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hahah, No, that doesn't count as bashing and of course if you want to bash her or them in your journal - I don't care. I mean I'll care but ... yeah.

Random

[resounding-echo.livejournal.com]

You are my go-to Buffy gal, do you by chance have the song Anya sings in "Selfless?" I can't seem to find it anywhere.

I would be willing to u1 something for you, natch.

Re: Random

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

http://www.sendspace.com/file/04jrxg

[insaneboingo.livejournal.com]

Friend me? Maybe? ^_^

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

k. :)

[loki-dip.livejournal.com]

If you spoil me for Supernatural, I will beat your mother over the head with a shovel. If you don't have a mother, I'll beat the next closest thing.

Here here!

Though I'm more partial to shoving said shovel where the sun don't shine. *nods*

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

That could also be very effective.

[nomelon.livejournal.com]

Oh, totally, man. I've been here for a while. Friend me back. I am up for the mockity mocking and Buffy was my very first fandom and I owe it all the fangirling I have ever done.

[jeyhawk.livejournal.com]

Jensen is most likely a douche, yes. I think he might on occasion have worn tan pants with a brown shirt and this is the ultimate sign of douchiness ahead. There is probably no picture proof, but hey, the boy wears shirt vests.

Also hi, I've been bad at the internets thing lately. ;0)

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Ahahahahaha. I think I've worn tan pants with a brown shirt. Huh, maybe I'm a douchegag and it's the whole, 'takes one to know one.'

Hi!!