maybe he is fucking matt damon

[certainthings]

[from an old article]

Jared is beste vrienden met Matt Damon en Chad Michael Murray, die in Gilmore Girls zijn rivaal Tristan speelt. Hij is een groot fan van Jennifer Love Hewitt en stond met zwetende hanjes toen hij haarr onlangs voor het eerst ontmoette

I think it's saying that he's best friends with Matt Damon and Chad Michael Murray and would like a handjob from Jennifer Love Hewitt. Which all makes sense ... except for the Matt Damon part. Are they seriously "beste vrienden"? How the heck did I miss that memo?

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[pippilottah.livejournal.com]

Hahaha... I think that's Dutch, you should ask Annemiek what is says.

[goodnight.livejournal.com]

ahaha oh those crazy Dutch bastards.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I'm hoping someone will tell me what it says because I am really confused by that Matt Damon part.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Totally!

[annemiek81.livejournal.com]

THATS DUTCH!! OMG!! hahahah I was like..Michelle? Dutch? hahaha!

[pippilottah.livejournal.com]

Yeah, me, too. I don't really get the part after JLH's name either and I don't like not knowing these sorts of things.

[pippilottah.livejournal.com]

What does the last sentence say?

[annemiek81.livejournal.com]

You are very good in translating Dutch btw..

it says:

Jared is best friend with Matt Damon (wtf?) and CMM, who played his rival on GG. He is a big fan of JLH and he was very nervous when he recently met her for the first time

[annemiek81.livejournal.com]

He is a big fan of JLH and he was very nervous when he recently met her for the first time

'zwetende handjes' translated literally mean 'sweating hands' but in this sentence it means 'nervous'

[memphis86.livejournal.com]

It also says he's fucking Matt Damon.

[sadcypress.livejournal.com]

OBVIOUSLY, they fact checked by looking at your LJ and saw that Jared was fucking Matt Damon.

[pippilottah.livejournal.com]

Ah okay. And this is Jared after all, so his hands probably were a bit sweaty :P

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

He totally wants a handjob! :p

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I like the handjob translation more. :p

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Pshaw. I was totally correct. :p

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Ahahahaha. \o/

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I'd like that theory if the article wasn't several years old ... Wait, I mean. Yes. They did that. They used the Way Back Machine.

[fromyourashes.livejournal.com]

OK. So. I read that, and sat there thinking about it, and didn't get anywhere because right when I started going down the movies and acquaintances list, I realized you'd written "would like a handjob from Jennifer Love Hewitt" and promptly lost my shit.

*SNORTS*

OH, smidge.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hah!

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha. Even though I know what it actually says now, I still feel he'd like a handjob from her.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

\o/

[pippilottah.livejournal.com]

Ugh, not from her. Maybe they bonded over both playing characters with psychic abilities. Or whatever she can go on Ghost Whisperer, I don't remember.

Also, I watched the last of GG S7 tonight :(

[annemiek81.livejournal.com]

LOL! Well ya know his 'hands were sweating' after all *g*......

[memphis86.livejournal.com]

And now there's the bonus with Jensen fucking Ben Affleck.

[pippilottah.livejournal.com]

You know it's true.