maybe he is fucking matt damon

[certainthings]

[from an old article]

Jared is beste vrienden met Matt Damon en Chad Michael Murray, die in Gilmore Girls zijn rivaal Tristan speelt. Hij is een groot fan van Jennifer Love Hewitt en stond met zwetende hanjes toen hij haarr onlangs voor het eerst ontmoette

I think it's saying that he's best friends with Matt Damon and Chad Michael Murray and would like a handjob from Jennifer Love Hewitt. Which all makes sense ... except for the Matt Damon part. Are they seriously "beste vrienden"? How the heck did I miss that memo?

Comments

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha. Even though I know what it actually says now, I still feel he'd like a handjob from her.

[fromyourashes.livejournal.com]

Well, hell. I'D like a handjob from her.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Maybe she'll give you one if you say please.

[rl2hb.livejournal.com]

He's a guy. 'nuff said. :-)