I'm an asshole and then there's a horse.

[certainthings]

I got a couple of Christmas cards today. One from katysam (thank you) and one from - here's the part where I'm an asshole - I'm not sure who(m). It's a beautiful homemade/handdrawn/coloured card (yes?) and I love it a lot. I'm just not entirely sure who sent it. Your name is there, I know, but I'm so bad when it comes to real names.

I'm so sorry! :/

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dirty wrong and unnatural

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I blame you. And not so much a crossover as just ... well, crack.


"I love ponies," Jared said randomly while him and Jensen were busy battling ninjas and dragons on the video game.

"Uhm, okay."

"Yep. Ponies, horses, colts ... I just love them all."

"Thanks for sharing, now shut up and help me kill this fucker."

A moment or two passed before Jared spoke again. "Sometimes I can't help but wonder what it'd feel like to have a horse licking my ass while I fucked someone."

Jensen turned toward Jared his jaw dropped wide open. "You bastard. How the fuck did you get a hold of that?"

"I have my sources," Jared teased. "Expensive sources, but good ones."

Re: dirty wrong and unnatural

[memphis86.livejournal.com]

... AHAHAHAHAHA

(I love you, and that's what makes me sick and wrong too, right? I DON'T CARE!)

All I can think of is Kinky Kelly from Clerks 2 now. Hopefully Jared will not find out about Jensen's donkey shows.

Re: dirty wrong and unnatural

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Wait, loving me makes you sick and wrong? I feel like I should be a serial killing clown. :p

I haven't seen Clerks 2. I barely remember seeing the first one. Do tell about these donkey shows.

Re: dirty wrong and unnatural

[memphis86.livejournal.com]

Mmm, cereal.

There is a Donkey Show with a very large leatherdaddy. The boys mistakenly think that Kelly is a girl, and they soon realize that Kinky Kelly refers to the donkey, the male donkey. So they inadvertently hire a gay sex show for a bachelor party.

Which the more I think of, could easily be J2. Chad could be like "I thought Jensen was a girl's name! I'm sorry I ruined your bachelor party, Jared."

Jared's in the corner, starry-eyed, watching Jensen grind. "Huh, what?"

"Jared, you're getting married tomorrow."

"Yeah."

"To Sandy. A girl."

"Uh huh."

"That is not a girl."

"The things that man can do with that pony..."

"Oh dear GOD."

And then Jared buys Jensen and the pony from his pimp, and they go live on a farm somewhere in Vancouver.

Re: dirty wrong and unnatural

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

*stands and applauds*