Ack! Canucks = Robotic spies

[certainthings]

Apparently Todd Bertuzzi isn't a hockey player from Canada. But is in fact a spy.

His "stats" from canucks.com -

Position: Right Wing
Shoots: Left
Height: 6'3"
Weight: 245 lbs
Born: Sudbury, ON, Canada
Date: February 2, 1975

Now, compare that with his "stats" from here.

Height: 6-1
Weight: 205 lbs.
Pos: C
Shoots: Left
Born: December 12, 1979, Gorky, USSR


Part of me wants to alert CSIS or someone right away.

And holy crap. I just looked more and it turns out that Bertuzzi *and* Naslund are the same frickin' person.

Naslund's "stats"

Height: 6-1
Weight: 205 lbs.
Pos: C
Shoots: Left
Born: December 12, 1979, Gorky, USSR

Scratch that....all the Canucks seem to be the same person. Dear God, they're all robotic spies!

Conspiracy!!!

Comments

[iltb.livejournal.com]

maybe its just they love each other so much that they've become the same person? ;D

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

That's possible. But then that doesn't really explain the whole team. Though, each of them does want either Bertuzzi or Naslund, so maybe they thought it'd be a good idea to become the same person too.

[iltb.livejournal.com]

precisely. its the only way any of the others can have a shot at markus/todd.

[abby20.livejournal.com]

Mmmm, robotic spies.

Yeah, there's really nothing you can say with "Bertuzzi" and "Naslund" in the same post that isn't hot. Hee.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hahaha. Yeah, that's actually fairly true.

[fetisha.livejournal.com]

Hahhaha.. funstuff.

[littlestclouds.livejournal.com]

*dies* that's too funny!!! :D

[oshihiro.livejournal.com]

Oh geez, that makes him another foreign boy on your list...

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hahaha. They're all foreign! Wheeeeeeeeee. Yeah, I dunno either.

[stormshaman.livejournal.com]

The admins of nhlsite.com need to learn that C-H-U-B-A-R-O-V does not spell either "Naslund" or "Bertuzzi".

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Or any of the other names on the team.

[frala.livejournal.com]

*spazzes the fuck out* Aahhhhhhhhhhhhhh *giggles*

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I know!!! I was freaking out. Who knew??

[frala.livejournal.com]

dude we'll have to keep our eye on them ;)

[em16.livejournal.com]

THEY ARE ALL ROBOTS SENT TO DESTROY US! eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!