I love Wayside

[slightly paraphrased]

Student 1: Yes, how do you spell "blah" as in "blah blah blah"?
The Principal: Let's see, B. L. AH. BLLLLLLLLLLLAH. Yes.
Student 2: Is that word in the dictionary?
The Principal: The dictionary? Oh, you kids today and your made up hippity hop words.

*snorts*

Mock the Week

Frankie Boyle: If God created us all, then he also created gay people. And the reason that God created gay people was that he knew occasionally we'd need help getting the party started. God also created stuff just for gays, he didn't create Sarah Jessica Parker for us, she's for gay men. She's either a really ugly woman or a really beautiful sea horse.