certainthings: (no1curr)
certainthings ([personal profile] certainthings) wrote2012-09-02 05:17 pm
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rhymes with blinvisble

I wish I knew where a shadowy government agency was. I could go there and say, 'Hey, I'd like a job.' And they'd be all, 'Got any skills?' and I'd be, 'Uh, yeah. I'm invisible.' and they'd be, 'Ace! You're hired.'

and then. I guess, I'd go spy on people? I'm not really sure how they work.

[identity profile] donna-c-punk.livejournal.com 2012-09-03 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
I'd try another line of work. The shadow government I work for offers no health insurance. Or dental. It's why I have to work at Big Lots.

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2012-09-03 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
drats!

[identity profile] alwaysenduphere.livejournal.com 2012-09-03 12:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Hmm, I'm not so good at invisible, but I think I'd totally apply for the "good at remembering random lists of things" position. I'm sure it'd come in handy somehow.

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2012-09-04 05:29 pm (UTC)(link)
a skill like that would come in handy. you should apply with that. I mean, if you ever find a shadowy government agency.
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[identity profile] spinfrog.livejournal.com 2012-09-06 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
Wasn't there a Buffy episode like that?

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2012-09-06 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
there actually was.

[identity profile] framedhim.livejournal.com 2012-09-17 11:43 am (UTC)(link)
Why, why are you not writing screenplays or t.v. scripts? Fabulous sense of humor - far better than the stuff I listened/watched the other night.

Also, please expand on this superpower. As in, would you want to catch them doing things (like shoplifting?) or something else? Also, would you incorporate this ability into your everday life, after the shadow govt. agency workday hours? :)