E-Reader tutorial || Fuck Everything

[certainthings]

Several readers have told me that they would love to buy my ebooks, but you see, when they read they like to “hold the book in their hands.”

Until recently, I didn’t realize how complicated a problem this actually was.  To remedy it I’ve decided to write a detailed, step-by-step tutorial on how to hold a Kindle or other e-reader in your hands just like a real book.  If you follow these instructions very carefully and concentrate, paying close attention to all the details, I’m almost sure it will solve your problem.

Tutorial here


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Jon Lajoie - Fuck Everything

"Step aside bitches because I give the lowest amount of fuck humanly possible."


/contains a lot of "fuck"

mp3 rip of the video

Comments

[popmusicjunkie.livejournal.com]

Oh thank god.

And I am linking that tutorial to pretty much everyone I know.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Good. I don't have an e-reader but it seems pretty useful if you're new at holding things.

[popmusicjunkie.livejournal.com]

I have one and seriously, holding it should be a total no-brainer. Seriously, you PICK IT UP and READ. Kinda simple. But I've had people give me the whole "I'd love to have one, but like holding a book" speech before. So I think they might get a kick out of that link. If anything it will visually guide them through what I have been trying to explain for almost a year.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Best of luck to you