if you have boobs or know someone that does ...

[certainthings]

I believe you need this in your life - The Emergency Bra

"The Emergency Bra's primary function is that of a conventional bra. In case of emergency, it can be quickly and easily converted into two face masks without removing any clothes. In case of emergency, where no specialized respiratory devices are available, it can decrease the inhalation of harmful airborne particles. Because the Emergency Bra masks can be securely fixed to the head, it frees a survivor’s hands to keep balance while running and removing objects on the way out of danger. In certain situations, by providing the wearer with a sense of security and protection, the Emergency Bra can reduce the chance of panic attack."

Comments

[slytherinblack.livejournal.com]

Thanks, I will go buy one posthaste for all of my friends who are also Bond Girls.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha. Great idea.

[alwaysenduphere.livejournal.com]

... I don't...understand why this exists?

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hahahah. I haven't the foggiest.

[jeyhawk.livejournal.com]

Believe me, if I remove my bra, there will be no running around. Also... without removing any clothes? Obviously, I would have to take off my bra.

[later-tuesday.livejournal.com]

that's exactly what I came here to say. I'm gonna need 2 of these, one to wear and one to use as a face mask.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

*nods* If I had to run and wear the emergency bra on my face at the same time ... well, there'd better be a large some of cash money for me at the end.

[brianshanelvr.livejournal.com]

Omg...

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Yeah, pretty much

[eilan.livejournal.com]

I'm uh... well, I don't know.
Just confused by this I guess.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I don't really get it either but I'm kind of amused by it.

[evilshelly.livejournal.com]

huh. um. no.
oh, wait! i will buy them for all my friends! and, hopefully, when the attack comes, i'll be with them. and they will share.
and them we can run, and my breasts won't be painfully bouncing up and down and distracting me from finding shelter!

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

That is a really good idea, it'd make for a great gift.