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certainthings) wrote2010-11-19 07:18 pm
certainthings) wrote2010-11-19 07:18 pm
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it's funny because it's true.
I don't remember his name but this was told by a stand up who was on Conan the other day. It makes me laugh. Like a lot.
"A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, 'It's probably not a good idea that you're in here, you're a very large animal, any sudden movements and you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.'"
"A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, 'It's probably not a good idea that you're in here, you're a very large animal, any sudden movements and you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.'"
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They have the Mel Brooks - Bob Costas interview. And that just might be my favourite interview ever.