it's funny because it's true.

[certainthings]

I don't remember his name but this was told by a stand up who was on Conan the other day. It makes me laugh. Like a lot.

"A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, 'It's probably not a good idea that you're in here, you're a very large animal, any sudden movements and you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.'"

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[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Bwahahahaha.

Is this on youtube anywhere? Everything should be on youtube.

[jrs1980.livejournal.com]

If it were, I would have linked you. :-/ Also, I kind of BSed my way through that, because I don't remember the specifics, just the gist of the joke.

I just Googled and the first joke is in here apparently, but you living in Canadia might mean you can't see it...

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

You're right, I can't watch that. But I did find a clip of him on TheComedyNetwork.

[jrs1980.livejournal.com]

Damn foreigners, trying to watch our vids. I found this, it's a boot of a show he did. Haven't listened yet, though.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Thanks so much.

[jrs1980.livejournal.com]

PS: Hello, motherlode.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

!!!!! Thank you.

They have the Mel Brooks - Bob Costas interview. And that just might be my favourite interview ever.