it's funny because it's true.

[certainthings]

I don't remember his name but this was told by a stand up who was on Conan the other day. It makes me laugh. Like a lot.

"A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, 'It's probably not a good idea that you're in here, you're a very large animal, any sudden movements and you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.'"

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[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I don't know that dog and telephone pole macro but I'm amused by the one posted there.

[jrs1980.livejournal.com]

The meme in question, btw, is the buzzkilling meme.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Thanks!