random porny thoughts || dreams || tinhattish

[certainthings]

I was thinking about this article the other day (If Twilight' Was About Dragons (And Contained More Fisting))

And that led to thoughts and images of dragons fisting each other but that just wasn't working for my imagination so it turned it into a dragon (male) fisting a unicorn (female).

Go on. Picture it. Change the sexes of the mythical creatures if you want. I'll wait.

S'awesome, right? RIGHT?!

I haven't seen a lot of actual person porn and what I have seen is mostly male on male and sometimes male on male on male - all in all I'm thinking actual person porn is basically all the same - some variations and twists sure but basically, yeah. So, I'm thinking if we can somehow gather these mythical creatures and talk them into doing porn we could make a killing. Or possibly be killed. I'm not sure which.

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There are some people out there and maybe you're one of them who say things like, 'Yeah, I control my dreams. I just think about [THING] before I fall asleep and then I dream about it.'

I try that often and it does not work. At all. Ever. Maybe I'm being to specific with my thoughts. Maybe.

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I'm using Padalecki, Jared and Ackles, Jensen as an example but I'm asking this about any and all 'couples'

If one believes that those two are together together (wink wink nudge nudge) but isn't batshit insane is that person still considered a tinhat?

Can I have a paper hat instead?

Comments

[uglyduckling-me.livejournal.com]

I think my brain maybe shutdown from the mental images of mythical creatures doing porn. Wow.


I have a felt hat, does that count? It has a feather sticking out of it. :)

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hahahahah. Uhm, oops?

Is it a bit like a Robin Hood hat?

[uglyduckling-me.livejournal.com]

Robin Hood or Peter Pan lol
I steal from the lulzy and give to cl_spn

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

That would be the most preferred

[faunaana.livejournal.com]

Hrm, how about a pirate hat, ye matey? Would go excellent with an eye-patch and a peg-leg. tra-la-la

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hmm. And it is my goal to have a peg-leg one day.

[gwendolynmstacy.livejournal.com]

You could make it a newspaper hat ala Gilmore Girls but that would be just odd.

And yeah I'm not going to think on the mental images that gives me. Of course it probably doesn't help that I'm currently sick.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I don't remember a newspaper hat on Gilmore Girls!

[gwendolynmstacy.livejournal.com]

It was during the one ep where they all think they're going to have to intern at the newspaper with the college and yeah.. it's during the Rory @ college years in Season 5.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Ahh okay.

[superfire.livejournal.com]

I can just picture the awkward sex talk with their offspring:

"When dragon and unicorn love each other very much..."

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Ahahahaa. I hadn't even thought about offspring. I wonder what they'd look like.

[lfg1986.livejournal.com]

I often have dreams about the things I think about right before going to bed, but most of the time I don't WANT to. It just kind of happens with no control whatsoever, and I usually wake up feeling really weird because my dreams tend to get twisted, lol. It's either that or I CAN'T sleep at all because I can't get my brain to shut up about whatever it is I'm thinking about. That sucks even worse.

Lol, I agree with the person who suggested a pirate hat. But I know what you mean. At this point, I don't think of myself as a tinhat because of the seriously crazy connotations it's taken on recently. I just think what I think, no need to put a label on it. :)

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Often times I wish there was an 'off' switch so that I could actually fall asleep at a decent time because yeah, my brain tends to go on and on and on about stuff I don't really care about when I'm trying to sleep. I'm all, 'That's great ... well done, you but uh, stfu!'

My dreams tend to be really really and I mean really boring.

I don't personally think of myself as as tinhat but I'm wondering if maybe I should be - I mean in 'technical' speaking terms.

[tinkabell007.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm using a Cowboy hat. Yehaaaa.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Giddy up!

[laurondo.livejournal.com]

Does there HAVE to be a hat? I don't look good in those.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I don't look good in hats myself so I really like this question. Maybe we could have tinshoes.

[laurondo.livejournal.com]

With points like elves? I'm down.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Sounds good to me.

[evilshelly.livejournal.com]

There are some people out there and maybe you're one of them who say things like, 'Yeah, I control my dreams. I just think about [THING] before I fall asleep and then I dream about it.'
I try that often and it does not work. At all. Ever. Maybe I'm being to specific with my thoughts. Maybe.

So, my earliest dream memory? A nightmare. I don't remember *not* being plagued by nightmares. Terrifying ones, at that. Around my 12th year, I stumbled into one of your referenced conversations.
Bullshit!, I thought.
If I focused intensely on Dirk Benedict before bed, that in no way increased the chances of him popping up in my dreams. Just the usual running, falling, fighting, murder and mayhem of my dreamscape. Then that same lying, liar mentioned that he could also change the course of his dreams.
Bullshit! I thought again. But I thought about that a lot, and the next time I was penned up against a wall, about to have throat slit by a door-to-door salesman (that I *told* everyone not to let into the house!!), I thought of a door, reached behind me AND THERE WAS A MOTHER-FUCKING-DOOR! for me to escape through.
I was queen of the dreamworld! Never again would I be falling off bridges to my death, or captured by monsters and ripped to pieces! So, while I couldn't decide to dream about someone or something, once I was actually dreaming, I could totally bring Dirk into the mix. Awesome!

Also? If it's not a tinhat, it won't work.

[giantlovetingle.livejournal.com]

I think I would enjoy that story a heck of a lot more than the entire Twilight series.