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certainthings ([personal profile] certainthings) wrote2009-05-30 10:33 pm

fictional conversation

[fc]

Jensen: Hey, Jared? We need to talk.
Jared: Are you pregnant?
Jensen: Yeah, and I don't know who the baby's daddy is.
Jared: Slut.
Jensen: Heh. Uhm, seriously though, I think I'm going to move out. Pretty sure, actually.
Jared: What? Did I do something wrong?
Jensen: [thinking: No, I did. I fell in love with you.] Course not, I just think it'd be for the best.
Jared: Can I do something to change your mind? Laundry for a month? Two? Buy you a puppy?
Jensen: [thinking: Kiss me. Tell me to stay forever.] Dude. I just know how jealous you are of how incredibly goodlooking I am, I don't want to be living with you when you get all bitter about it.
Jared: Ha. Ha. Asshole.
Jensen: I don't want you getting tired of me. I don't want to get tired of you. It's going to be another season together, maybe two. It's not like we won't see each other almost every day.
Jared: And we can talk on the phone again.
Jensen: You're such a girl.
Jared: Whatever, *Jenny*
Jensen: Call me that again and I'm moving out tonight.
Jared: Jenny. Jenny. Hey, Jenny? What's your phone number again? Oh, yeah. 867 - 5309.
Jensen: [thinking: Stop making me want to stay, this is hard enough as it is.] I'm going to my room to pack. Call me a cab in an hour, wouldya?
Jared: I'll find away to make you stay, Jensen.
Jensen: Good luck with that.
Jared: Chinese?
Jensen: ... is going to make me stay?
Jared: I thought we'd order it for dinner, duh.
Jensen: Your call.

[identity profile] twofourteen.livejournal.com 2009-05-31 05:51 am (UTC)(link)
Oh boy.

[identity profile] gwendolynmstacy.livejournal.com 2009-05-31 05:56 am (UTC)(link)
Oh man.

[identity profile] meltingconfetti.livejournal.com 2009-05-31 06:02 am (UTC)(link)
What on earth did I miss? :( This is all Masha's fault, you know.

[identity profile] slashgoddess.livejournal.com 2009-05-31 06:02 am (UTC)(link)
it helps, thanks... *cries*

[identity profile] siko-md.livejournal.com 2009-05-31 06:02 am (UTC)(link)
Just pull IT out already and he'll stay!!!!

[identity profile] giventofly37.livejournal.com 2009-05-31 06:03 am (UTC)(link)
Oh. I mean. Oh.

[identity profile] quidditchkiss.livejournal.com 2009-05-31 06:04 am (UTC)(link)
I just covered my mouth with my hands and my face is basically: D:

Only it's 10x more DDDDDDDD: than just D:

[identity profile] cityphonelines.livejournal.com 2009-05-31 06:12 am (UTC)(link)
Jared: Jenny. Jenny. Hey, Jenny? What's your phone number again? Oh, yeah. 867 - 5309.

That was worth having that stuck in my head for the next 12 hours!

[identity profile] cloex-brosluvr.livejournal.com 2009-05-31 06:16 am (UTC)(link)
smishes this so hard

[identity profile] nothingscripted.livejournal.com 2009-05-31 06:26 am (UTC)(link)
boooys! they have totally wrecked me. :/

but i always enjoy these little fictional convos you write. don't ever stop :)

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2009-05-31 06:27 am (UTC)(link)
Hee. Pretty much, yeah.

[identity profile] jpcapri.livejournal.com 2009-05-31 06:33 am (UTC)(link)
Seperation is sad.:(
but this makes it beautiful.
Thank you.

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2009-05-31 06:35 am (UTC)(link)
I'm sorry?

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2009-05-31 06:35 am (UTC)(link)
Sorry?

[identity profile] twofourteen.livejournal.com 2009-05-31 06:35 am (UTC)(link)
Hah! That was supposed to be Oh boys. DOH. ;P

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2009-05-31 06:36 am (UTC)(link)
Apparently Jensen is moving out.

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2009-05-31 06:36 am (UTC)(link)
What helps with what? *lost. confused*

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2009-05-31 06:37 am (UTC)(link)
Erm ...

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2009-05-31 06:38 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you, I believe.

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2009-05-31 06:38 am (UTC)(link)
Heh. Thank you. And oops.

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2009-05-31 06:39 am (UTC)(link)
:) Thanks

[identity profile] giventofly37.livejournal.com 2009-05-31 06:39 am (UTC)(link)
It was a good oh. ♥

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2009-05-31 06:39 am (UTC)(link)
Ahh. :)

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2009-05-31 06:39 am (UTC)(link)
Thank *you*

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2009-05-31 06:40 am (UTC)(link)
I'll try not to.

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