certainthings: (Jared in F13)
certainthings ([personal profile] certainthings) wrote2009-03-12 08:05 am
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things what I watched recently

Senseless. Rachel Getting Married. Friday the 13th.

There are spoilers under the cut. Most of them of the reaction variety.

Rachel Getting Married ... oh, wow. It was good and I liked the style in which it was filmed but holy geezus it hit my embarrassment squick hard and often.

Senseless was really disturbing and I actually covered my eyes a couple of times. I'm okay with big over the top blood squirting everywhere torture scenes. The ones in this movie weren't graphic at all and yet ... I dunno. It seemed more realistic. Maybe it was the pace and feel of the movie that added to it.

I finally got around to watching the F13 that I downloaded. I really do want to like this movie, I do. But Jesus Titty Fucking Christ it's so bloody boring. It's all nothing here nothing there oh, look really lame killing. here's some more nothing. oh, hey have you seen nothing? we've got bushels of it over here. hey, how about a few more lame death scenes?'  HONK SHOE HONK FUCKING SHOE.

And I really want to know WHY Jason is killing now. I mean that one guy who had the wooden dummy girlfriend he'd been around for awhile, yeah? Why didn't Jason kill him before? Does he only like to kill in bunches? And what is his motivation? No, really. I want to know this shit.

It was more lame this time then when I saw it in the theatres. I do plan on owning the movie when it comes out because Jared's nose is in it and people keep talking about his ass in the movie but uh, honestly I don't really notice it.
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[identity profile] trillian276709.livejournal.com 2009-03-12 03:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Theresa [livejournal.com profile] gonturan and I decided after seeing F13 that Jason killed people for touching his weed crop but I think it's something to do with immorality. And we spent the film counting boobies. We were particularly appreciative of the one kill where he hauled her out of the water just so we could see her breasts again. Ace.

But how did you not notice Jared's ass in those jeans!? RAWR.

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2009-03-12 04:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I mentioned that it was because of the weed in my other post about it and I kind of hope that is the reason this time 'round. But in other movies ... why? Hmm?

Ahahaha. I didn't like the boobs in this movie, they looked too greasy oiled and fake. And I realize that a lot of actors have the fake boobs but these ones were just ugh.

I did notice that he had an ass but I just wasn't all 'Oooh, baby.' about it.