yum yum mmm boy?

[certainthings]

Natural Harvest - A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes


[with thanks to ms_nerd]

Comments

[apostrophee.livejournal.com]

But what if you're like, cooking for a whole group of people? How do you get enough semen to feed twenty people? I'm sure the average man can only produce enough for one Cum Crepe, but what about the other nineteen folks? Do they just go hungry? Or do you invite random men off of the street for a little group fuckery just to be a good dinner host?

I'm kind of grossed out just thinking about what an 'almost white Russian' would taste like.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I don't know, maybe in situations like that each man provides the semen for him and his guest?

[apey1013.livejournal.com]

I imagine you could have a combination circle jerk/cooking party.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

That sounds like something to write home about.

[apey1013.livejournal.com]

Gives a whole new meaning to those Pampered Chef parties.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I don't know what that is. *googles* ... Sorta like Tupperware parties?

[apey1013.livejournal.com]

Same idea but with all sorts of kitchen tools. I used to have a neighbor that did them.