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[certainthings]

Natural Harvest - A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes


[with thanks to ms_nerd]

Comments

[dev-earl.livejournal.com]

o_0

[annella.livejournal.com]

...

I HAVE NO WORDS.

Except oh god EWWW.

[apey1013.livejournal.com]

*cackles madly* Man, when recycling goes to far...

[siko-md.livejournal.com]

How do you find this stuff?

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Nicole's the one who found it.

[apostrophee.livejournal.com]

But what if you're like, cooking for a whole group of people? How do you get enough semen to feed twenty people? I'm sure the average man can only produce enough for one Cum Crepe, but what about the other nineteen folks? Do they just go hungry? Or do you invite random men off of the street for a little group fuckery just to be a good dinner host?

I'm kind of grossed out just thinking about what an 'almost white Russian' would taste like.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Yeah huh

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Pretty much

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hah!

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

And send it to Jared and Jensen?

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I don't know, maybe in situations like that each man provides the semen for him and his guest?

[apey1013.livejournal.com]

I imagine you could have a combination circle jerk/cooking party.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

That sounds like something to write home about.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hahaha. I'm sure he would

[apey1013.livejournal.com]

Gives a whole new meaning to those Pampered Chef parties.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I don't know what that is. *googles* ... Sorta like Tupperware parties?

[apey1013.livejournal.com]

Same idea but with all sorts of kitchen tools. I used to have a neighbor that did them.

[kalimai.livejournal.com]

Bloody hell! I have no words!

[bitterbird.livejournal.com]

wow...ok.....:O
The things people come up with!

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

You know you want one.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Except for, 'Gosh, I hope someone got that for me for the holiday season.' Right? Right?! :p

[annabeth.livejournal.com]

O_O I'm really disturbed by this -- particularly the comments! EW!

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I didn't even read the comments before but I just read a couple and oh god. I hope they're lying. I really really do.

[kalimai.livejournal.com]

Not even seeing as that would require two things I don't have: fresh semen and friends! ( and boy am I glad!!)

[annabeth.livejournal.com]

Me too. Because... that's just wrong. As someone pointed out, sexually transmitted diseases anyone? Not the smartest idea ever to just 'sneak' it into your guests' food...

[angelchicken.livejournal.com]

Wow. A new Thanksgiving tradition begins!

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hahaha

[killerweasel.livejournal.com]

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hah!

[coppering.livejournal.com]

All I keep thinking is how awkward it would be to find that in someones house...

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I think if I saw it, I would leave very quickly.

[popmusicjunkie.livejournal.com]

hahahaha WHAT?
I can just imagine the awkward conversations:
"Awesome cookies! Did you do something new?"

"Well, actually I just added a little bit of jizz for an extra kick."

o-O

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha. It's wrong on so many levels.

[giantlovetingle.livejournal.com]

D:< *is creeped out*

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Please. Like you wouldn't be over the moon if you got that for Christmas. :p

[giantlovetingle.livejournal.com]

I'd laugh and laugh and laugh ... and then ask for my proper present. LOL

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

And then make that person / those people eat semen based foods if that was your actual present?

[giantlovetingle.livejournal.com]

Haha, yes. Revenge is a dish best served cold and with special sauce XD