Jared. It's my personal canon that he said to himself, "SELF, WHAT IS A CONVINCING WAY TO DO THIS POWERS THING WITHOUT LOOKING LAME AND CHEESY?" TO WHICH HIS BRAIN ANSWERED, ".....IDK, MY BFF JENSEN?" SO HE SAID, "UGH, SELF, YOU ARE OF NO HELP ~BITCHFACE~"
SO HE FLOPPED DOWN ON THE COUCH, FLIPPED ON AMC, AND THEY WERE SHOWING A MARATHON OF BRUCE LEE MOVIES (OKAY, MAYBE NOT A MARATHON) AND JARED SAW BRUCE DO THAT, AND HIS BRAIN PIPED UP, "THAT! DUDE, DO THAT! BRUCE LEE IS SO MOTHERFUCKING COOL ~DREAMY SIGH~" AND JARED WAS ALL, "BZUH? WHAT CHU TALKIN' 'BOUT?" AND HIS BRAIN SAID, "WORK WITH ME HERE! YOU ASKED ME HOW TO LOOK COOL AND NOT LAME WHEN YOU HAD TO DO THE POWERS THING, AND I'M TELLING YOU, STICK OUT YOUR HAND LIKE BRUCE LEE, IT'LL TOTALLY BE BITCHIN'!" AND THEN JARED GOT IT, AND SAID, "OOOOOHHHH, YEAH! THAT'S A GREAT IDEA! AND I DIDN'T EVEN NEED MY BFF TO TELL ME! THANKS, BRAIN!"
AND THAT'S WHY I THINK HE DID IT ON PURPOSE. TA-DA!
Bruce Lee was clearly a hunter and was able to exorcise demons like Sam is there but Bruce was able to be all casual about it like, 'GTFO bitch, I don't have time for this.' and one day Sam will learn to be like that.
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Can you just imagine Jared's legs of longevity swinging a roundhouse? *faints*
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ITA W/ TAGS ALSO
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I THINK HE DID IT ON PURPOSE. ~NODS~
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SO HE FLOPPED DOWN ON THE COUCH, FLIPPED ON AMC, AND THEY WERE SHOWING A MARATHON OF BRUCE LEE MOVIES (OKAY, MAYBE NOT A MARATHON) AND JARED SAW BRUCE DO THAT, AND HIS BRAIN PIPED UP, "THAT! DUDE, DO THAT! BRUCE LEE IS SO MOTHERFUCKING COOL ~DREAMY SIGH~" AND JARED WAS ALL, "BZUH? WHAT CHU TALKIN' 'BOUT?" AND HIS BRAIN SAID, "WORK WITH ME HERE! YOU ASKED ME HOW TO LOOK COOL AND NOT LAME WHEN YOU HAD TO DO THE POWERS THING, AND I'M TELLING YOU, STICK OUT YOUR HAND LIKE BRUCE LEE, IT'LL TOTALLY BE BITCHIN'!" AND THEN JARED GOT IT, AND SAID, "OOOOOHHHH, YEAH! THAT'S A GREAT IDEA! AND I DIDN'T EVEN NEED MY BFF TO TELL ME! THANKS, BRAIN!"
AND THAT'S WHY I THINK HE DID IT ON PURPOSE. TA-DA!
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Bruce Lee was clearly a hunter and was able to exorcise demons like Sam is there but Bruce was able to be all casual about it like, 'GTFO bitch, I don't have time for this.' and one day Sam will learn to be like that.
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Who knew that Bruce Lee was a hunter, eh?
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Does this mean that Sam has to start speaking in badly dubbed American? LOL
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