Pearls before Swine. Mock the Week.

[certainthings]

Pearls Before Swine.







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Ed: And before the movie I have to sit through the dvd piracy warning, which we can all agree is getting on our collective tits. It's just the patronizing nature of it. They go, 'You wouldn't steal a handbag, you wouldn't steal a car, so why would you steal a movie?' I'm sitting there going, 'Don't tell me what I would and wouldn't do. You don't know me. I am drunk at four o'clock in the afternoon in my pants about to watch women be tortured to death in an underground bunker in Eastern Europe, you're telling me I wouldn't nick a foxy handbag? I think you don't know me very well at all, Sir.


Frankie: Sum myself up in three words? Well ... I suppose it would have to be killer alien vagina.

Comments

[goodnight.livejournal.com]

what is the cap of Jared in your icon from??

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I'm really not sure where it comes from originally. It's something to do with New York Minute but it's not on the DVD I own, unless it's hiding. I hate things that are hiding. Anyway, I found it on some youtube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c34Qs8pv6VI) video

[gwendolynmstacy.livejournal.com]

It came from here: http://mariaalejandra.livejournal.com/122845.html#cutid1

I caught when Jared was on "I love the 90's" He's looking for Waldo *snerk*

*flees* link for the clip still works too.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

You are awesome.

[gwendolynmstacy.livejournal.com]

*hides* I try. Was the F13 clip okay btw, my WMM was being an ass ;/

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

It was pretty darn wonderful, so much better than the other version I saw online

[gwendolynmstacy.livejournal.com]

Oh I'm so glad WMM was giving me fits I almost wanted to smack my Windows XP comp into a wall. But I'm glad it is better ;)

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Next time wave a hammer or a gun in front of it. That'll scare it into working.

[gwendolynmstacy.livejournal.com]

Haha. Like "I'll beat you into tiny pieces! *fist of rage*" but good plan.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Exactly.

[goodnight.livejournal.com]

Thanks for the link!

Ack, it's from that God damn 'I Love The 90s' appearance that I can never find the video for!

[gwendolynmstacy.livejournal.com]

Welcome.

Now you've found it ;)

[goodnight.livejournal.com]

eeee thanks so much! Im sad it's so short tho. Was he on more of the ep?

[gwendolynmstacy.livejournal.com]

Nope :(