The Colbert Report

[certainthings]

Colbert: ...Now why did I call your lovely city crappy? A simple mix-up, I actually meant Canton, Kansas. That place is a shithole. You can smell that dump all the way from Topeka. You know what they say about Canton, Kansas? Nothing, nobody talks about it. I would say we should convert it to a landfill but that is insulting to landfills. If Dorothy was from Canton, Kansas she would've wished that the house dropped on her. Hey, that reminds me of a joke, how many Canton, Kansas residents does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they don't use light because they don't want to see where they live. Well, great. I'm glad I cleared that up because I wouldn't want to offend anyone.

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[affectingly.livejournal.com]

Hey Smidge, you need a laugh? I think you need a laugh. Have a look at the comments on this old entry of mine. I found it both hilarious and enlightening. (http://affectingly.livejournal.com/168447.html)

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

*snorts s'more* People, eh? They're so very ... Yeah. I really enjoyed how everyone GOT IT. It's kind of neat how some things change. Not necessarily neat in a good way just in an interesting way.

[pippilottah.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah, I need to download the Report. Just watched the Daily show and wow, I LOVE Jon Stewart *goes off to find a TCR link*

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

The man is pretty damn great.

[pippilottah.livejournal.com]

Stewart or Colbert?

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Both but Stewart more

[pippilottah.livejournal.com]

Very true. When he was arguing with that old guy, I wanted to shout "how are you so awesome?" at my screen.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

You should have.

[pippilottah.livejournal.com]

*makes a note to do so the next time Jon Stewart is being awesome which is probably on the next TDS*

[lembeau.livejournal.com]

Oh Colbert, how I love you? Isn't he adorable? I set the VCR to record this week's TDS and TCR cuz I wsan't going to be home and found out today that my bloody roomate messed around with it so nothing recorded. I feel like pulling out her hair, one strand at a time. That's justifiable, yes?

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Totally and completely justifiable.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I do enjoy it when Stephen can't keep a straight face.