Mock the Week

[certainthings]

Frankie Boyle: If God created us all, then he also created gay people. And the reason that God created gay people was that he knew occasionally we'd need help getting the party started. God also created stuff just for gays, he didn't create Sarah Jessica Parker for us, she's for gay men. She's either a really ugly woman or a really beautiful sea horse.

Comments

[halfshellvenus.livejournal.com]

She's either a really ugly woman or a really beautiful sea horse.
Hahahaha!

Oy. Close-set eyes, long nose, long face... WHY is she EVERYWHERE? Even my husband thinks she looks like a horse...

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I don't think she looks THAT much like a horse but yeah, I found the quote to be really amusing.