much like Mitch Hedberg's home

[certainthings]

Jared Padalecki's pants are infested with koala bears.

Comments

[evenindeath.livejournal.com]

*cough*koalasaren'tactuallybears*cough*

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

But aren't they called koala bears? I thought they were called that, not trying to imply that they're BEARS but yeah.

[drvsilla.livejournal.com]

'Koala' comes from Dharuk gula. When first adopted by English speakers, the name 'Koala bear' became popular, as this roughly evoked the species' appearance. While taxonomically inaccurate, 'Koala bear' is commonly accepted parlance. Its scientific genus Phascolarctos is from Greek, phaskolos "pouch" and arktos "bear". Its species name, cinereus, is Latin and means "ash-colored."

TA-DA. ;D

*tea*

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Thank you for that information.

[drvsilla.livejournal.com]

Vital, really. Yis.

[evenindeath.livejournal.com]

Only tourists call them koala bears. We just call 'em koalas lol

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Oooh. Okay, I don't think I was aware of that.

[getyourguns.livejournal.com]

WELL LOOK AT CHU.

[bitterbird.livejournal.com]

there is a song actually it goes "please dont call me a koala bear, coz Im not a bear at all..." xD
I wstill call em koala bears though lol
and wow awesome info!! \o/
I have such envy of the koalas now!

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

That sounds like an entertaining song. Sorta.

[memphis86.livejournal.com]

Most adorable infestation EVER.

[drvsilla.livejournal.com]

*icon agreement*

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

It really is.

[somedayleaving.livejournal.com]

Way better than cockroaches.


And Jensen's in the corner thinking, "Koalas are so cute. Why must you be so far away from me?"

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

YES, EXACTLY ALL OF THAT!

[somedayleaving.livejournal.com]

=D

[apey1013.livejournal.com]

Which makes the pants more adorable by proxy. It also explains the eucalyptus man-panties.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hee. It does, doesn't it?

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

That's why his pants are usually so loose.

[goodnight.livejournal.com]

ahahaha totes.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Yeah huh.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

You know, you can.

[aeroport_art.livejournal.com]

That makes sense. It explains his constant state of Man-Giggles. If I had a koala bear party in my pants, I'd be tickled pink too.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hee.

[getyourguns.livejournal.com]

What.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Just another random tru fax.

[gretazreta.livejournal.com]

just when I thought he couldn't get any cuter...

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hahah.

[sly-fuck.livejournal.com]

I was going to leave some sort of clever comment to this but I'm too busy laughing at the really clever comments already here. Smidgy you have the best nonsensenews.

And I think the 'Jared shaking his ass' icon is especially appropriate today. *nod*

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

\o/

He's not actually shaking his ass, the koala's are dancing dancing dancing!

[quidditchkiss.livejournal.com]

I've held a Koala Bear. I have a picture.
So in a way, I've held Jared Padalecki's Cock.

OH I FUCKING WIN.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hah! You really do win.

[avellis.livejournal.com]

They sleep for twenty-two hours a day, too.

*wants to be a koala bear in Jared's pants*

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Maybe if you ask nicely and say please he'll let you.

[tiffiny.livejournal.com]

I am catching up on my flist (yes, for the past month) and wanted to say just how much this post reminded me that I love you.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

:dorky smile: